Five Finger Tees Reviewed

Five Finger Tees: They’re a steal and the designs are cool, and I review them as they release new ones each week.

It’s always nice to wear a shirt that stands for power, courage, and wisdom, especially when the Triforce is used for good. If your a Zelda fan and love the simplicity of this Triforce T shirt, then I suggest you don’t delay in getting your wallet out and making a very important decision: buy the tee.

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This is a pretty spectacular little mashup wordplay sort of deal. If Freud saw you wearing this Pink Freud T Shirt he’d have a field day analyzing all of your shit. You like wearing pink. You like mashups of very popular bands and very popular psychologists. And, well, that’s all I can think of because I’ve never seen you in person. Of course, Sigmund will have something to say about the fact that you’re walking around on your college campus with your hand in the back pocket of your mom’s jeans, and she’s got her hand in the back pocket of your skinny jeans.

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The Walking Dead is the zombie TV show on AMC, and Rick Grimes is the main character. If he can work his way through hordes of zombies, then he can probably negotiate his way through the rotting corpse that is the US government. I’m on board. I was skeptical at first, but the guy looks like a really good choice. Better than any other we have right now.

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Chevy Chase! National Lampoon! What a franchise! Good stuff. Why not enjoy this Griswold Family Christmas Vacation T Shirt during the upcoming holidays. If you’re with family you don’t like it will give a certain smug satisfaction to think of the trials and tribulations of the Griswolds. If you greatly enjoy spending quality time with the family, then you can turn this on after that last piece of pie is eaten and enjoy a great comedy all together.

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I like the flipped over “M” in the MTV logo. Well, I guess there’s an “F” in the place of the “V”, but you know where this WTF T Shirt is coming from and that’s all that matters. Actually, it reminds me of a classic animated show that aired on MTV and is making a comeback now: Beavis & Butthead. They worked at Burger World, which had an upside-down McDonald’s M on their signage, representing World.

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If you like The Shining then you need to own this The Overlook Hotel T Shirt because it’s understated, but for those that know, you’ll get a glint in the eye, and probably create a life-long bond. Man this was a creepy movie. It gives me the willies thinking about it, but I guess that’s what good horror is supposed to do. I never watch horror, but I watched that one, because if Stanley Kubrick is doing a Stephen King novel, and Jack Nicholson is acting, you pretty much have to watch. That’s too much star power to ignore.

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Gotta like the cards imagery when referring to the hit song, Everyday I’m Shuffling, by LMFAO. Right? Well, you may say “right” in the comments but I won’t believe it. Talk, or type as the case may be, is cheap. Action is where it’s at, so I suggest if you want to prove you have the right stuff, then you should probably pull out the wallet, grab the credit card and make a smart purchase of this Everyday I’m Shuffling T Shirt. It may be one of the best decisions of your life, and it may change your life so significantly you won’t even recognize yourself in the mirror after you start wearing it.

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“When life gives you lemons, burn life’s house down.” This Cave Johnson Original Combustible Lemons T Shirt is just one of many that I’ve found, but it’s a very welcome addition because it is well designed and has a nice twist on it with the “original combustible lemons” bit.

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It’s always good to put absolute faith in anything that originates on the Internet. It’s the new frontier and it’s 100% trustworthy. Pop ups that say you’ve won the latest iPad. Emails that say you can get your share of $34 million from a Nigerian prince and add 6 inches to your penis. Or even date hot models and actresses in three easy steps. Seriously. Trust all of that stuff. And, trust me…this Trust Me I’m From the Internet T Shirt is awesome. You will be the coolest kid on your block if you own it, but only if you’re the first…or maybe the second.

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Nothing like a nice shout out to the classic comedy Ghostbusters. Very funny movie. Loaded with comedic talent. It stands the test of time. I can’t believe it’s already 27 years old. My god I’m old.

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If you enjoyed the series or the movie, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the it’s probably a no brainer that you pick up this very fine 42 The Meaning of Life T shirt. If you haven’t read the book or watched the movie, then you just were slapped right upside the head with a spoiler and I apologize greatly for that. But, really, the movie released in 2005 and the series was published between 1979 and 1992, so, really, I’m well within my rights in terms of putting 42 out there as the answer to “life, the universe, and everything” without justified blow back from the chronically late.

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I like this shirt a lot, because it’s a zombie Che Guevara, and you don’t see a zombie Che very often. Plus, the political sentiment is kind of quaint…screw this revolution, because the new boss is same as the old boss. I mean Guevara was into communism, which is a complete crock of shit. I’ll give him points for standing up for what he believed and being a touchstone for various rebellions, because let’s face it, the world is in peril and needs some serious shaking up. Shout out to OWC.

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