Five Finger Tees Reviewed

Five Finger Tees: They’re a steal and the designs are cool, and I review them as they release new ones each week.

Specialising in the appreciation of ones life since 2004. I’m not sure what this John Kramer Mechanical Engineering T Shirt really means. Do you have any idea? Leave your thoughts in the comments. What the hell am I talking about? Nobody leaves any comments. I’m going to have to look this up for myself. Here I go…

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I’m not sure this tee is accurate. I mean, there’s a DIY culture of musicians that are still pumping out material on analog tape. It’s a richer sound than digital, and the old school feel of slipping a tape into its slot and snapping the door shut is more pleasing to the tactile senses than pressing play on your iPod screen.

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We here at Tshirt Groove obviously dig any tee with the word groove or groovy. And this Groovy T Shirt is no exception. Plus, it’s got the added bonus of being a modern thumbs up like Facebook icon mashed up with an old time 70s word, which makes it quite intriguing.

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It’s so true that Mini Vans are that much fun. In fact, they are mega fun. I mean you get the extra space of a van, but you can maneuver like a sedan. What could be more fun? You have more than enough room for kids and adults and gear. Hell, go camping. Uh oh, here is a skinny road to get to your campsite. That’s OK, the mini van can fit. Try that with a full-size truck or van.

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Classic song. Classic pose. Classic jeripermfro. Classic moustache. Classic lyric. Um, five solid reasons you should get this Hello Is It Me You’re Looking For T Shirt. Five! I’ve made much larger purchasing decisions on two solid reasons. It’s absurd to think anybody would look at this shirt, and look at the price and say “not for me.”

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I like this one. The EKG flatlines as your buddy is telling that same fucking story about the ticket he got out of by telling the cop that story about the hooker and the donkey. Or maybe you wear this For a Minute There You Bored Me to Death T Shirt to church and kind catch the preacher’s eye and point at it. Or maybe you wear it to every meeting at work. Or maybe you walk up to strangers, ask them probing questions, then point to the shirt like 30 seconds in to their heart felt answers.

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You can’t get too many nerd shirts in your position, because if you are a nerd, now is the time in history to fly that flag high and proud, because nerds rule!!!! The nice touch on this Nerds 4 Ever T Shirt is the 2 squared equation, which gives it that little extra nerdly, mathematical cache, which is needed when you’re trying to stand out in the nerd shirt crowd.

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Mozart written in the same font type as the Metallica logo. Back in the day Amadeus was pretty much heavy metal at heart. Though I hate to compare him to the assholes that have been some of the most vocal proponents of the copyright cartel…Metallica.

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Get your mind out of the gutter. This is just a benevolent wienie hoping to give you life-sustaining nourishment. This hot dog knows exactly why he was put on earth, and it was to be inside you. Your stomach. No really stop being so dirty minded. Don’t get this I Want to Be Inside You T Shirt if the first thing you thought of was wearing this to a bar and flashing hot girls your shirt, and comparing a hot dog to a penis.

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This is a very important Public Service Announcement. Most people spend about 97 minutes picking their nose each and every day, whereas, the hardly spend any time picking their friends. And, we all know, if you have the wrong friends, your life will be miserable and they will drag you into the gutter with ’em. So, instead of picking your nose, this Pick Your Friends Not Your Nose T Shirts wisely exhorts you to take that ample time to make sure the people you decide to spend time with are top quality.

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The real beauty of this Troubleshooting the Hangover T Shirt is that there is a “u” missing in Troubleshooting. You know how the mint screws up on some of the money it prints and they money becomes a collectors item. Like Benjamin Franklin on the hundy scratching his armpit, when really he should be scratching his forearm.

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It’s very important that us Earthlings remember those species that have gone before us. It’s a way to have a more rich, fulfilling life with perspective and grace. This includes remembering the dinosaurs. Those enormous creatures from the past that were killed of by a toxic pesticide created by corporations, so they could get to the evil place they are today, namely ruling the world to death. The dinosaurs stood in corporations’ way, but those evil kleptocrats put science to work in order clear the decks of those pesky gigantic (and somewhat smelly) animals.

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