Five Finger Tees Reviewed

Five Finger Tees: They’re a steal and the designs are cool, and I review them as they release new ones each week.

That’s funny calling a minor league baseball team the Mermen. That’s good stuff.

Get the Myrtle Beach Mermen T Shirt from Five Finger Tees.

I’ve always thought that Myrtle Beach was a funny name for a town. And Myrtle was a hysterical name for a woman. Oh, and the Myrtle bush or whatever the foliage is isn’t really funny at all. It just is.

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Cute Back to the Future looking shirt. This I Bought This Shirt Next Week T Shirt sure does look like it’s from the future. Don’t you think? Pretty sweet with those futuristic inks made out liquified pollution and the fabric out of dead bankers leg hair (the 99 percenters finally rose up next week). Pretty cool and the crazy thing is you can get this tee from Five Finger Tees right now.

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Come on. You know what this is from. Of course you do. Remember, you watched it on a screen and laughed at the funny parts and jumped at the scary parts. Here’s a clue. Zombies. Really? You don’t know what this Hershels Zombie Storage T Shirt is referencing? Think hard. Quiet your mind. It’s on the tip of your tongue and the top of your mind.

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God…Samuel L. Jackson was good in Pulp Fiction. Don’t you agree? The jeri curl and the Bad Mother Fucker attitude. Well, now, you can tell the world that you enjoyed his character and the film in general by purchasing the Bad Mother Fucker Wallet T Shirt. It’s a very classy piece of apparel that will look great and go over like gangbusters on any occasion.

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There are a lot of sausquatch t shirts out there and this Gone Sausquatchin T Shirt is one of the best. Gotta love the wordplay and there’s something about “squach” that really pleases all of the senses when said with gusto. Go ahead say it out loud “Gone Sausquatchin” again “Gone Sausquatchin.” I think that’s why this creature is so popular and has captured the attention of today’s youth.

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Who has seen the movie? Is it good? Is it even remotely as good as the books? I need to know these things and you need to tell me in the comments. Truthfully, I haven’t seen the movie or read the books, but I know a ton of people that have so that qualifies me to be the authority on this District 14 Bacon T Shirt. Right?

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Do Irish people even get hungover. Or maybe they feel like they don’t because that’s their permanent state. Kind of a glazed general annoyance, which can only be turned to joviality with more of the hair of the dog that bit ’em. Of course, this is a stereotype. Not all Irish people are alcoholics. Probably only 92% of the adult population, and only 71% of the kids under 18. Not bad. Not bad.

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Hey, if you like the show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and you like to go out on St. Patty’s Day, then I’m really not sure why you haven’t hit the buy button on this Paddy’s Irish Pub T Shirt. It’s good. It’s green. It’s great. Get the shirt from Five Finger Tees. I’m telling you, it’s going to improve your life by about 22%. That’s a pretty small price to pay for a very nice boost in good life stuff.

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This IS the Official Irish Drinking Team T Shirt. People are going to be very impressed when you’re wearing this, because they are going to truly think that you’re on the team, and have a tremendous proclivity for drinking whiskey and beer in great quantities. And, if you aren’t a super alcoholic, you can always say you’re saving yourself for the next match.

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Irish T Shirt

by on March 5, 2012

Irish with the lightning bolt for the middle “I” is pretty cool. I like the look of that and it will be a fabulous thing to wear for Saint Patrick’s Day, which is right around the corner. Some of these St. Patty’s shirts are a little over the top with their heavy drinking vibe, so if you want something a little more understated, then you probably want to go with this Irish T Shirt.

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Can’t get enough zombie shirts in my collection, and this Zombie Astronaut T Shirt is certainly a worthy addition. Man, that zombie is going to have a tough time finding sustenance in space. Not a lot of blood up there in the oxygenless atmosphere. But, surely he knew that before he embarked so he probably has a lot of blood reserves in the fridge on board the ship.

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Hey it’s March so we’re closing in on Saint Patty’s Day. Yippee. The best drinking holiday of the year. It’s about time I started featuring some Irish tees to get the green blood flowing. Are you ready for St. Patricks Day 2012? Well, getting this Irish I Were Drunk T Shirt is a good start for preparing to hit the town on March 17.

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