Drug T Shirts: Yay for drugs!

Drug T Shirts: Caffeine, marijuana, and the nasty stuff are featured on these mind-altering tees.

This is such a nice bit of turning the joke on its head and bringing an original laugh to the table. Oh cool stoner humor, that’s pretty funny…oh wait…that’s credit score humor with a tip of the cap to pot comedy. Brilliant. I’m floored. Right? This is how your brain reacted to this tshirt.

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Say No To Drugs Tshirt

by on March 26, 2010

Pow! This nails it in one beautiful image. It’s a mix of the war on drugs and being cool with random combat in nations that have no quarrel with us, while at the same time incarcerating a huge percentage of the population for victimless drug “crimes.” Legalize it. Regulate it. Tax it. Boom…

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Update: Reader Courtney tells reminds me that this is Bruce Campbell’s famous line in Army of Darkness. I did not know this and it takes a man to admit when he’s clueless. Right? It’s just that the image and line work so well together without the movie reference that I didn’t bother thinking beyond what was showing.

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Sad but true. What with the school districts cutting the physical education budget. Video game caves taking the place of the great outdoors, and the widespread smoking epidemic amongst our youth ages 5-17, this shirt totally speaks the cold, hard truth. Fags instead of four square.

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just-say-no-to-hard-drugs-tshirtA very sophisticated person came up with this tactic to reduce the level of hard drug consumption in the English-speaking world. They’re not saying “No” to every drug, thereby, creating an unnatural desire for the forbidden. They are opening up a dialog and asking those prone to illegal self-medication to think a little. To say, you know what, I am going to draw a line…and that line is hard drugs.

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be-like-mike-phelps-with-bong-tshirtNot sure I want to share a bong session with the guy possessing the biggest lungs on the planet. Dude would huff the entire bowl in one big inhale. Still, I guess if I’m hangin’ with Michael Phelps, I’m feeling pretty cool.

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Fitness ain’t a joke. It’s serious bidness and the more honest you can be with yourself as you’re doing your seated curls, the better results you’re going to get.

This particular sentiment is basically the recipe for a totally balanced life. Exercise hard, drink hard and do drugs hard. Then sleep for 36 hours at a time. Basically, that’s as good as it gets on this mortal coil. Why don’t you tell the world what you’re going to do. Why don’t you get some accountability with your new resolution. Why don’t you get the My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs tshirt.

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Ah, the caffeine roller coaster, such wondrous highs, such vicious lows. Excitement and paranoia. You tell me right now, in all honesty, the caffeine is not a drug. Come on right now. Try to explain away your latte habit as simply “delicious beverage consumption.”

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Hugs and Drugs T Shirt

by on August 4, 2008

Enough of the other. Enough of polarization. Enough of us versus them. Enough of dichotomy. Bring on the universal mind. The one. Unison. Hugs and drugs, baby. I want it all. The glicken. The ice cream, the sundae, the cherry on top and no weight gain. Bring it.

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