Drinking T Shirts: Lots of beer and happiness

Drinking T Shirts: Into beer or hard alcohol? Like to have a good time & tolerate hangovers as price of living well, then these tees are for you.

Kind of a cute shirt, unless you just ran over a Vietnam vet, who was helping an old lady cross the street. Then, the cuteness factor kind of wears off. But, if you’re managing your inebriation properly, and are not driving near those less fortunate, then you should wear this Oops I’m Drunk T Shirt proudly. In fact, stumble up to people, stare at them for a beat and a half, then point at the shirt. They’ll love it.

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Hey, if you’re on the hook for millions of kids’ happiness every year, you’re gonna need a little somethin’ somethin’ to take the edge off. Am I right? And, if you’re a larger than life personality like Santa, a little weed or Valium is not enough. So, give him a break, and cut the cookies and milk crap. Leave him something that will really do him some good.

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I’m really not sure what this shirt means. Of course, you have the five boroughs of New York City. And maybe each borough has a signature cocktail. Okay, maybe I figured it out. Done. And that, my dear, is why you should purchase the Five Boroughs Cocktails T Shirt.

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“This is my boom stick. It’s a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department…Retails for about $109.95” Raise your hand if you love Bruce Campbell. Now explain to the person in the room with you why you’re raising your hand, nodding your head, and mumbling “I love Bruce…I love Bruce…I love Bruce” over and over again.

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I’m on a boat!!!!!!!!!!!! But, the water, the bikinis, the meals with captain do not appeal to me. Read this I’m Just Here for the Booze T Shirt and understand why I’ve agreed to hanging with 326 people over the age of 55. It’s the booze. Now, get me a Skinny Pirate and shut up.

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For all you sickos that like to combine your alcoholic beverages with blood and gore, I present you with the Coffin Nail Pale Ale T Shirt. That’s a gross looking dude. It looks like at one time he was dapper, which makes his current state of ooze that much more appalling.

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This is a little twist to the old school intermission animation played in theaters in the 1950s: “Let’s all go to the lobby to ourselves a treat.”

Headline Shirts freshened it up a bit and is now celebrating the art of partying and the appropriate accoutrements, including cigarettes, 40 Ouncers, and, of course, a bag of weed. Please note the red cross. It’s medical grade. Someone has a condition. Those items are indeed the building blocks of a fine shindig, and you’d be wise to secure them for your next get together. Bonus points if you wear the Let’s All Go To the Party T Shirt as you’re providing the party with its lifeblood.

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There are interviews with Buzz Aldrin, in which he admits he was a bit of an alkie back in the pilot/astronaut days. I think that’s where this I’ve Got a Good Buzz T Shirt came from. That and it’s a wordplay software that Look At Me Shirts knocked out of the park. That’s a large mug of beer, so I don’t doubt Buzz has a buzz. Plus, it was picture day. How can you get something as shitty as that without a little drinking.

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You know the classic scene in Star Wars where Admiral Ackbar, who is a cinematic representation of the gay character in the comic strip Life in Hell, screams it’s a trap. This has basically become an Internet meme, so if you know what’s good for your reputation, then you probably need to pick up the It’s a Trappe Sextupel Ackbarsteinbier Monc Ale T Shirt. People will see that you know what’s hot, but that you prefer a slightly different flavor. Actually, that’s the secret to being in high demand by the sex of your choice.

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Last time I had absinthe fondness of heart was the last thing on my mind. I was more or less freaking out about how the world was all chunked up like a Van Gogh painting, hoping that shit would come back down to normal after too long. I couldn’t handle that naughty beverage, but then again, the psychic told me I have weak kidneys, so I probably just can’t process the stuff.

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I cannot believe how many new Dr. Who shirts are brought into the world. I had no idea the show was still that popular, but it seems like every week there’s some Dalek gracing the front of a t-shirt. Of course, this Dalek has found the keg and is getting drunk, which is funny, especially at the Davros Pub. This is why you need the Intoxicate T Shirt.

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I love it when shirts I reviewed a while ago catch a second wind and start selling again. Especially when they are awesome. One of the supra hot shirts below is something I think is awesome. The other two are motoring right along with a lot of interest but I’m a 40-year-old dude in my mom’s basement and I’m not allowed to game, read comic books, or watch movies, so they don’t resonate as much with me. However, those of you that are actually allowed to do fun things seem to really dig Scott Pilgrim and the Legend of Zelda.

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