Drinking T Shirts: Lots of beer and happiness

Drinking T Shirts: Into beer or hard alcohol? Like to have a good time & tolerate hangovers as price of living well, then these tees are for you.

As far as I understand the medical science, alcohol is not great for your liver. But, judging from the happiness emanating from this image of the liver arm-in-arm with the beer, I’d have to say the science is wrong. Cirrhosis is caused by something else, and don’t let anybody tell you anything different. Really! Look at that BFF Beer and Liver T Shirt. How can you possibly draw any sort of other conclusions. You can’t.

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Do Irish people even get hungover. Or maybe they feel like they don’t because that’s their permanent state. Kind of a glazed general annoyance, which can only be turned to joviality with more of the hair of the dog that bit ’em. Of course, this is a stereotype. Not all Irish people are alcoholics. Probably only 92% of the adult population, and only 71% of the kids under 18. Not bad. Not bad.

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Hey, you gotta like wordplay like this Irish I Were Drunk T Shirt. Right? Plus, it’s always good to be in that kind buzz drunk phase. The trick is easing into that place and staying in that place, rather than pushing too hard and going to throwing up on your mom’s parole officer, room spinning drunk. I admire that can pull off good moderate drunks and still wake up in the morning 85% or more functional. That’s a real skill.

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This IS the Official Irish Drinking Team T Shirt. People are going to be very impressed when you’re wearing this, because they are going to truly think that you’re on the team, and have a tremendous proclivity for drinking whiskey and beer in great quantities. And, if you aren’t a super alcoholic, you can always say you’re saving yourself for the next match.

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It’s probably best not to speak when you get pulled over for a field sobriety test. Though it probably doesn’t matter when you blow a .16. However, when you’re at the bar or party, this I Swear to Drunk I’m Not God T Shirt will work just fine as a humorous little ice breaker, and that’s exactly what it’s intended to be. Plus, people with Messiah complexes are not fun to be around, so this tee from Deez Teez, tells people you are not under any illusions about being God or his one and only son Jesus. That’s a bonus.

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Man that’s a hot woman partying naked right here. Looks like she may beyond coherent thought though. Probably wouldn’t have the party hat askew and hair over her eyes and the beer spilling out of the body if she even had half her faculties about her. That’s why you can party with this person, but that’s it. No taking advantage. Just a little advice. Get this Shit Happens When You Party Naked T Shirt as kind of a guide to your weekend adventure. A do’s and dont’s sort of cheat sheet. It may be tempting to make a move but I advice that you do not.

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Another nice little Saint Patrick’s Day garment. This one is another wordplay on the word Irish, which is really open to possibilities, when you use it as “I wish”. Throw some drinking wishes and all of a sudden you have yourself a funny tee like this Irish You’d Buy Me a Beer T Shirt.

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Pretty solid St. Patty’s Day tee right here. It’s assumed that all Irish people drink heavily, which isn’t totally true. There are 7% of the Irish people throughout the world that actually consume less than 8 drinks per day. So, technically, this Irish Today Hungover Tomorrow T Shirt should have asterisks and stuff with messaging that makes this clear.

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The real beauty of this Troubleshooting the Hangover T Shirt is that there is a “u” missing in Troubleshooting. You know how the mint screws up on some of the money it prints and they money becomes a collectors item. Like Benjamin Franklin on the hundy scratching his armpit, when really he should be scratching his forearm.

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Ah, the basics. Sometimes it really is the small things, the simple things that bring the most pleasure. How about a toast to health with a fine glass of beer. That’s a lovely gesture and something we could all use more of in these modern days of non-stop hustle and bustle and screens flashing blips into our eyeballs all day.

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What’s Headline Shirts trying to get at with this one. I’m not sure. You have the Statue of Liberty holding a beer in place of the torch and on the book it says “I’m just saying.” Is the shirt a commentary about how low brow American culture has become, and the concepts of liberty and freedom don’t really mean anything to anyone because they just want to booze it up and watch the latest installment of the most reality tv show programming you can think of.

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Looks like that Mars Rover is really getting into the spirit of true hospitality, offering a fruity drink and a lei. This is quite touching because that robotic creature could just as easily been surly, wondering why any creatures are moving in on his red utopia. Let’s hear it for this standup robot and celebrate Life on Mars with this Greetings From Mars T Shirt.

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