Drinking T Shirts: Lots of beer and happiness

Drinking T Shirts: Into beer or hard alcohol? Like to have a good time & tolerate hangovers as price of living well, then these tees are for you.

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It’s good to let people know that you’re a good drinking companion. People at the bar see that, they just may buy you a drink to see if you live up to your shirt. Five Finger Tees knows what’s going on when it comes to getting free drinks and becoming the most beloved person at the bar. Think of Norm. Am I right?

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Got Drunk T Shirt

by on June 30, 2012

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This is the very last time I’m going to allow any messaging that starts with “Got.” It’s played out, since every corporation and then every local corny small business used it in their advertising for the last 32 years or however long it was since Got Milk dropped. However, Got Drunk? kinda slaps the whole concept in the face, so that’s why I’m letting it pass. Ah seeing double…always the best part of tying one on as Banished Shirts well knows.

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I’m pretty sure Earnest Hemingway probably asked a table full of interesting characters this exact question. He was a drinker and a thinker, and liked to make merry with the people around him. I totally just made that up. Actually, I saw Midnight in Paris and Hemingway seemed like that kind of dude, so that pretty much proves it.

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Isn’t strange that some of the most revered architecture is basically fuck ups? Actually, I have nothing to back up that statement, except for the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

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Great design by Marcelo Schultz and available over at Threadless. This sums up the life of the working stiff too well. Instead of being refreshed for Monday by a restful weekend, you try to squeeze all the life out of those measly two days of weekend, so that as you return to the work week, you’re just barely able to crawl through your daily tasks.

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Not a mixologist or even a casual drinker so I don’t know what drink these two ingredients make. Perhaps we’re talking about a Lemon Drop Martini. Whatever the case this If Life Gives You Lemons Add Vodka T Shirt is imploring you to look on the bright side; make the most of a bad situation; buck up; stay positive. That’s a good message, and something you should remind yourself of often, which is why this design from Five Finger Tees is such a good idea for your wardrobe.

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There are about 90,000 videos about Butterbeer and Harry Potter, but I can’t find a clip on Youtube from the movie, where Butterbeer appears. Butterbeer seems to be the most popular thing ever with tons of “how to make butterbeer” tutorials floating around. Maybe I’ll drop one of those vids in this post just in case you’re interested in this concoction.

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My only question is…did this beer cup dude think he was going to make it through 99 bottles of beer. Like he told all his buddies, if you all chip in I will totally drink 99 beers tonight. His buddies agreed and started some wagers on the side. Most of them involved how beers he would get through before he puked, and puking was an automatic disqualification.

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You cannot disagree that the dog, Brian Griffin, from the Family Guy has game. Look at the way he holds the martini, and he’s funny and that’s why we can all just laugh at him farting himself awake, yet still have to give him the respect he deserves.

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I love the lo fi design right here. Some yellow buildings and a yellow super hero and yellow distressed looking lettering. It’s a perfect complement to the messaging. Basically, Wicky Tees was touched by the hand of the late night God, who knows exactly what you need to wear to the bar to make friends and most likely score if you’re in the mood.

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Get this I’m Not Yelling You’re Just Hungover T Shirt to wear for a very specific time. Whenever someone that lives in the house you do drinks too much the night before. Now, if you live with an alcoholic you may need to get a few of these tees from Palmer Cash, because you’ll have an opportunity to wear them every day.

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5 elements amber ale t shirtMilla Jovovich makes any beer label or t-shirt or stupid syfy movie look better, don’t you think. Especially, in the weird white tape outfit. Weird movie The Fifth Element and dumb and goofy, but still somewhat compelling. This 5 Elements Pale Ale T Shirt is better than the movie and it helps you to remember the good times with Milla, and you can thank Tshirt Bordello for that.

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