Drinking T Shirts: Lots of beer and happiness

Drinking T Shirts: Into beer or hard alcohol? Like to have a good time & tolerate hangovers as price of living well, then these tees are for you.

Twenty-four seven in the land of moderation with a bottle to the lips. Liver screaming bloody murder. And, your mind in a permanent fog or Gin and Tonics and Sex on the Beach…because you’ve got range. Is this really the life you want to live, the shirt you want to wear, the philosophy you want to embrace. I’m not judging, I just want to make sure your doing your personal accounting and inventory, before you step into this very specific place of alcoholism. And, let’s face it. It works for some people. It becomes them. It completes them. It helps them reach their full potential.

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hangovers-gods-way-of-saying-you-kicked-ass-last-night-tshirtNothing but the truth her. Forget brain dehydration or cell sloughing, we’re talking about a cosmical force shining down and saying, with tough love, you climbed the mountain, you got f’d up and this is how you’re going to remember it for the rest of your life…or at least until 7:30 p.m., when you go ahead and nip at the hair of the dog that bit ya.

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beer-pong-hero-tshirtMan you gotta let it loose on the weekend. After a tough week of downloading Smog records on the fastest torrent. Keeping everybody up-to-date on every hottie you see on campus via twitter and delivering hoagie sandwiches every evening, your tired and ready to get your drink on.

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drunk-yelling-tshirtJust a snifter of brandy. A splash of sherry. A fifth of Jack. And a re-run of TJ Hooker. TV can be very irritating when you’re two sails to the wind and heading for a massive hangover in the morning.

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im-a-terrible-designated-driver-tshirtDude’s drinking straight out of the wooden keg. Or he’s a real live munchkin. Either way, don’t throw the keys his way. He may not be pulling his weight in the designated driver department, but you know as well as I his back rubs are to die for, so everything evens out in the end.

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brewdini-tshirtWhat a silly, silly tshirt and yet it appeals to me. I think it’s the guys outfit. Flowing scarf, crisp jacket, white blowse and an absolutely stunning top hat. Brewdini has it going on and his magic is strong. Plus, he takes his imbibing absolutely serious…you can see it in his grip.

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Bling Bling Seagull tshirt

by on December 14, 2008

bling-bling-seagull-tshirtReally, this shouldn’t be a source of constant hilarity to me. Really, if I was decent, this would be a sad commentary on the environmental crisis we’re up against. It may be convenient, it may have been the next big thing in The Graduate, but plastics are really nasty.

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Little known disease outside of the mathematician world. Alcoholism mixed with deriving = mathaholderitivism. Very serious issue that comes with the pressures and making numbers make sense. Plus, you have all those socially inept geniuses with their noses in their numbers all day every day, and they don’t get out much and things becoming imbalanced and you see a lot of this.
Again not as well publicized as other much reported issues like botanists, alcohol and watching Jeopardy, or the agronomists with their whiskey and spelt flour and the like, but just as devastating for the friends and families.
Please spread the word. Help people help themselves. Buy and wear Never Drink and Derive tshirt.

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Fitness ain’t a joke. It’s serious bidness and the more honest you can be with yourself as you’re doing your seated curls, the better results you’re going to get.

This particular sentiment is basically the recipe for a totally balanced life. Exercise hard, drink hard and do drugs hard. Then sleep for 36 hours at a time. Basically, that’s as good as it gets on this mortal coil. Why don’t you tell the world what you’re going to do. Why don’t you get some accountability with your new resolution. Why don’t you get the My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs tshirt.

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Royal party dude. It’s good to be King. The humor is in the details. One, top king is giving the devil rocks sign. Two, the beer is labeled XXX, which is what a lot of unnamed liquor is called, but it’s still funny. Oh, and I guess the fact that the King of Spades split personality is hooking it up with the instant buzz is kinda hilarious as well.

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I love this tshirt. A little multilingual pun. First, I love saying please in Spanish “por favor” and I love the thought of chillin’ out with a pitcher of beer. The combo of the two just makes me somewhat giddy. Plus, you have the big, bold, beautiful image of foaming beer being tipped.

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Whoever wears this tshirt is a stand up guy. No leading on. No superficial flirtation. No misunderstandings. There will be no funny business on the evening this shirt is donned. This man has a one-track mind and that is Mojitos and nachos.

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