Drinking T Shirts: Lots of beer and happiness

Drinking T Shirts: Into beer or hard alcohol? Like to have a good time & tolerate hangovers as price of living well, then these tees are for you.

It all starts with belief in yourself. You have to believe that when you start to imbibe the beers, the shots, and the glasses of wine that you are becoming awesome and that everybody wants to be around you as you become awesome. So what if you throw up in the backseat of someone’s car…they still want to be around you because you’re awesome.

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Wine Party Hat T Shirt

by on December 13, 2010

I have to admit this took me a beat or two to figure out. What the hell is that hat with wine glasses stuck on a pitchfork. Is this some special type of scarecrow? Does this have something to do with the Phantom of the Opera. Then, I had a flash image of my fine fat friends attending the Packers game at Lambeau and recalled the headwear with the beers and the tube system to drink from.

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Seven Deadly Sins T Shirt

by on December 10, 2010

Okay, I guess you can’t really analyze this shirt without pulling out the seven deadly sins and going over them one at a time. But first, according to www.deadlysins.com:

“The Seven Deadly Sins are those transgressions which are fatal to spiritual progress. You probably commit some of them every day without thinking about the rich tradition of eternal damnation in which you’re participating.”

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Very solid night at the bar shirt. Good bit o’ humor, plus a shout out to the base reason you’re there. To drink. Well, and get sex, but first things first. You do the humor and the drinking and almost inevitably were talking about sexy time with the 7…8…or…9 of your choice. For a 10 you’re going to have to flash  a little cash, so I can’t guarantee you’re going to land one of those with just this shirt and a quick shower.

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Yes on Prop 19 T Shirt

by on October 13, 2010

Gotta vote for the weed ya know. Legalize it. It’s so damn obvious I can’t even believe it’s been illegal for this long. Have we learned nothing from prohibition. The only reason Prop 19 has a chance is that California is desperate for revenue. Otherwise, it would be business as usual with the corrections industry alive and well. What happens when 42% of your criminals are no longer criminals. Gonna be some layoffs at the local prison (BTW: I made up that 42% number, but it is high…so to speak).

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DrinkStrong T Shirt

by on September 19, 2010

A little play on the LiveStrong, Lance Armstrong, fight against cancer yellow silicon bands, and accompanying merchandise. This here is what you call a drinking shirt, which is a fine thing to wear when you go out to the bar or club.

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Hey, if you like liquor in a general sense then this shirt is for you. I don’t know. I think maybe something a little more liquor niche oriented might have been an easier sell. Tequila makes the world go round. Grey Goose makes the world go round. Jameson makes the world go round. Boone’s Farm makes the world go round.

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Very sound advice. Number one, you do not want a bog full of alligators at your place, much less one with a tight rope crossing it, and a unicycle nearby. I encourage having hard liquor handy at all times, but if you absolutely have to have the alligator, tight rope, unicycle thing going, then please, take the precaution of hiding the booze. It’s just not a good combination. But, that advice is only for your house. You don’t want to get sued. You don’t want your parents getting sued. You don’t loved ones going through litigation nightmares.

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This is a terrific little pirate shirt. It has everything: the mention of rum, a ship, and a treasure map. Plus, the wordplay makes it funny. This is certainly a solid play here by Snorg Tees. Very solid play. Rum does have that quickening effect like life has increased in speed, like the good times are rolling in like tsunami waves, except slower and more peaceful like sitting at the beach drinking a Mai Tai and talking about the latest Hannah Montana hijinx.

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This is some of the best advice and ranks right up there with don’t drink and drive, don’t drink and dial, don’t drink and text, don’t drink and Facebook, don’t drink and hang a taxidermied deer head on the wall. This Don’t Drink and Blog t-shirt message is right up there I tell you.

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Very simple concept with exceptional results. One, that bear, deer, beer animal is cool looking on the shirt. Two, you think this is one of those misdirection shirts like when they have a picture of a toilet with the word garden underneath it, or perhaps the flag of Austria with the word Sudan under it. But, on second glance, this is not that. This is one of those combine two words and get another word, except the totally awesome part is you get a well-known beloved word…beer.

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It’s a new meme. A new meme. Get some shitty malt liquor like Smirnoff Ice and force your buddies to drink it by presenting bottles to them at the craziest times and wildest places.

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