Donkey Ts: Or is it Donkey Tees

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Well, he was in caves, and traveling by donkey with dialysis machines in tow. He leaved in hovels, lean tos, shacks, and blasted out homes…then some how he found his way to a compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, which happens to be near a military installation. How does that happen without a little looking the other way? Not sure and I’m guessing Pakistan is thinking up answers real quick right now to those questions. Anyway, I guess we know where Bin Laden is now. Right? Swimmin’ with the fishes.

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Somebody had to go there. I mean it was a ripe fruit for the picking. And, I’m proud to say that Donkey Ts did it and they did it well. You know how awesome Chuck Norris is, and you know how stealthy he can be when he breaks in to mansions in Abbottabad, Pakistan. So, celebrate the greatest American to have ever walked the Earth (no really he’s walked every square foot of the Earth), and just one of his thousands of remarkable deeds by purchasing and wearing often the Chuck Norris Killed Bin Laden T Shirt.

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What is this 362,435,601 number. I mean I know what it is…362 million plus, but is that the population of the United States? I’m looking at Google and it says 307,006,550, but I guess that’s in the same ballpark. Facebook actually probably has a page like this with 100s of 1000s of likes, but I’ve already done enough Internet research for one shirt, so you’re going to have to find that one out on your own.

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I didn’t catch this quote from the Charlie Sheen saga, so maybe I need to do a little YouTube research to see where this particular My Boyfriend has Adonis DNA T shirt is coming from.

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Charlie Sheen has been spectacular and you gotta give him his props. He gets up early and gets the workout done. He spends time with the kids. He brings home the bacon. Highest paid TV show actor per episode ever and now he gets paid for sponsored Twitter tweets. And, of course, he parties hard with the drugs. Finally, he copulates with two young hotties nightly. Actually, I’m not sure I’m calling them hotties. I’ll ask you my fine readership. Are Sheen’s live in girlfriends hotties?

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Ah yes. Major League. I actually kind of liked that movie as stupid as it was, and, of course, the highlight of the thing was Charlie Sheen’s character Rick Vaughn, who was the closer that had a monstrously wild rocket arm, the horned-rim glasses, the wild hair cut, and, of course, Wild Thing entrance music. He ended up taming it enough to get some people out so the Indians could make a run to the World Series. Heart warming. Plus, the hot owner chick lost a piece of clothing from her life-sized cardboard cutout the closer they got to winning the pennant, which is also quite a warm and fuzzy storyline.

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Someone told me that they saw Charlie Sheen get up at like 5:30 AM and workout hard with a personal trainer. And, he has a 6-pack. WTF. Maybe he is the ultimate winner. Maybe he can party with the best of celebrities past. Maybe he can do the weekly coke binges and raucous threesomes forever.  Then, again, his face looks like misery wrapped in shit, so maybe the piper is coming to collect sooner than we think. And, oh, won’t we all feel so proud to  have egged him on and even celebrated him with stuff like this Team Sheen T Shirt.

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Apparently, good ol’ Charlie Sheen has gone off the deep end. Either that or he’s shed the ties that bind and is now letting his freak flag fly. Cocaine and hooker binges. Kind of trite, but I’m going to give him a pass. I really think this was just a ruse to get the hell out of his contract with that tepid TV show 2 And a Half Men. Who wants to be associated with that mediocre drivel. And, don’t tell me it’s the highest rated show in the history of the world. So what. Whoever said popular taste was worth a damn.

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Ted Williams, not the old Red Sox player with his head frozen in a cryogenic crypt, but the homeless dude with the golden, cheesy radio voice, has turned into a viral sensation. Obviously. I mean he now has a shirt on Donkey Tees, which is pretty much the sign that you have hit red on the buzz meter.

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The classic line delivered by Leslie Nielsen in the movie Airplane.

“Can you fly this plane and land it?”
“Surely you can’t be serious.”
“I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.”

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This whole issue is a little controversial and it was a big story in 2010. I believe Arizona is having significant infrastructure stress due to all of the illegal immigration. We live in a country that requires that you get documented before you live in the country. We should be more strict on immigration, especially with our economy in the shitter.

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This was one of the top stories of the year, and this Chilean Mining Company T Shirt is a solid commemorative piece to remember the triumph of the human spirit (and United States’ superior technological advances) in 2010. Despite all the economic turmoil, environmental devastation, natural disasters and general malaise, there were sparks of hope, including the brave miners that had to smell each others BO and ass stench for more than two months.

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