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Do Work Son T Shirt

by on June 9, 2011

Of course, when I’m confused or in the dark about a pop culture saying I turn to the Urban Dictionary and they help me out tremendously. Do Work Son was coined by Rob Dyrdek and his bodyguard Christopher “Big Black” Boykins. Of course, the first thing you really should remember about the Urban Dictionary is that about 83% of it is total bullshit. This story about a white sounding dude with a black bodyguard coining a phrase sounds like absolute malarky.

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Hey, when it comes to beer misspelling is awesome. Shows you’re dedicated to your craft, which is drinking to oblivian, destroying brain cells and forgetting how to spell. Awesome. Everybody will think the beautiful symmetric rhyme on this Heer for the Beer T Shirt is so kick ass, you’ll probably be served all night like you were a sultan or something.

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The Dem. from New York is in great shape and he likes to show it. What’s wrong with that? Oh wait, he’s a publicly elected official and to show that type of judgment in an uptight society is not good form and makes you question his overall judgment capabilities. Of course, does it really have anything to do with the way he makes political decisions. It’s an interesting question, but the guy should be ashamed. I actually think he may not be a total sellout in the political realm, like 96.9% of CONgress, so maybe it was a setup just like Eliot Spitzer.

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Love the image of the girl with the rocker hand gesture and a beer in the other hand. She’s not crabby, she’s rockin’ out on good vibes, great times, good food, and plentiful libations. Is there anything better than that. I didn’t think so. And, that is why you should make sure there’s always coolness in the room, and things don’t slip into silly bitterness, by wearing the Don’t Be Crabby T Shirt.

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Of course, this is in reference to Michael Scott’s last day in the office on the TV show The Office. Steve Carell basically was done carrying this sorry cast and wanted to free himself up to do more hilarious movies like Dinner for Schmucks. Just kidding The Office cast is great and Dinner for Schmucks sucks, but Scott’s departure is still true. That really happened on the show and that’s a big deal if you’re a big fan, so you should get the Goodbyes Stink T Shirt.

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This Opulence I Has It T Shirt is, of course, in reference to the crazy commercial featuring the rich Russian with leggy women draped all over him, eating gold-coated grapes, choosing gold busts of himself, and kissing a miniature giraffe, who says that even with all of this opulence he still likes a good deal, which is why he got the premium DirectTV package. Wait, is that the correct brand. Ha ha. I don’t even know, because the commercial is too entertaining, you get sucked into the storyline and the brand doesn’t matter at all.

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I find this shirt funny because of the gravity of the language and the devotion to the fallen hero who lead his Ohio State Buckeyes to great success on the grid iron, including a national championship in 2002, but he cheated while doing it. So, I know Donkey Tees is located in Ohio and has much respect for a man that coached OSU to a 106-22 record, but the school reputation has been sullied, so I have no sympathy.

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The boys are put in charge of a teenager, named Teddy. Unfortunately, just like how they lost one of the wolfpack in Part 1, they lose Teddy in The Hangover 2. If you haven’t seen the movie (released May 26, 2011) this ain’t going to make a lick of sense, but if you have seen it, you’ve probably already hit the Buy Now button to get the Where’s Teddy T Shirt.

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This is a pretty spectacular deal, and they tack on the most important part to the end. Spend $50 by May 31 at Donkey Tees and you will get a free Koozie, and a $20 gift certificate to use in June 2011. That’s like a 40% off deal. Awesome. Use code FIREWORKS to get the deal. That’s a weird code, because you think that would be reserved for 4th of July, but “hey” it doesn’t dampen my enthusiasm for the deal.

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The Hangover 2 was released in theaters on May 26 and early reports say…”It’s a hit!” This The Hangover 2 Bearded Devil T Shirt features Zach Galifianakis in a spectacular beard and bald head. He has a peculiar habit of drugging his friends just to see what happens, and, of course, they get into a whole bunch of hazy trouble with shenanigans galore.

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Randy “Macho Man” Savage died on May 20, 2011 at the age of 58 in a single car accident in Florida. It is suspected that he had a heart attack and lost control of the vehicle. So, after the mourning period for the great showman, it’s time to celebrate his life with this Ooh Yeaaaa Randy “Macho Man” Savage T Shirt. You know you cried when you heard the news, because you used to watch him every Saturday. Don’t lie.

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All great runs must come to an end, and Bin Laden had a spectacular run as the best hide and seek player in the world for nearly 10 years. It takes a lot of skill, luck and cooperation to make something like that happen, and he couldn’t have done it alone. Of course, the United States may like to know who some of his teammates were giving asylum and assistance to public enemy #1. Nevertheless, props to OBL for his stealth, but good riddance.

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