T-shirt Designers Featured

T-shirt Designers: A lot of sites don’t give credit to the designers, but this is where I feature works with a known designer.

Not sure this is a negotiator. Rather I think this is some dirty, smelly, gutter punk, who’s missing some teeth, and fancies himself a peacemaker, except that he has no arbitration skills. Instead, he yells at people, animals and inanimate objects, telling them to get along. Though it does look like the rock, paper and scissors have listened in this instance.

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Not much into sculpture or the fine arts really, but this Sculpture T Shirt speaks to me. Especially, since the featured sculpture looks like a mobile some second grader made and has forced her mother to hang up in her room. Get yourself some pipe cleaners, paint, construction paper and styrofoam balls, and voila…sculpture.

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Have I mentioned how much I enjoy Exploding Dog’s work. That low design is on par with lo fi and I’m all over that. Distills it down to the essentials to the point where the design is so focused that the message lasers straight to your heart. And, this Escape T shirt is no different. Look how happy our protagonist is. He strapped this rocket to his back, which is, by no means, a sure thing. Many things can go wrong when you strap a rocket to your back and light the fuse. You could singe the hairs in your ass crack. Blow your legs off. But, this guy did it, because things were that bad, and it seems to be working out. He’s enjoying the view. The stars. Good for him. His ballsy move and adventuresome spirit has literally taken him far. It paid off.

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Here you have a beautiful blue devil from MSP Adventures. Very simple design. Very simple concept of a devil beast. If you’re a fan of MSP Adventures you pretty much have to purchase the Devil Beast T Shirt from Topatoco. Not sure what else to say here. Imagine yourself wearing this shirt. It’s very mysterious. It gives you an air of deviousness. But, it gives you a little nerdy culture cache. I think if you wear this shirt, you really will get some questions from the people around you, cause a little stir. And, if they’re MSP Adventures fans, then you now have a best friend for life.

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What you have here is the Mistress star of Olgaf’s on-going pornographic comic. Hey, trivia question. After looking at that site do you think the author is a man or woman? Ah, hell, what am I going to do, answer in a subsequent post. I’m going to tell you now. It’s a woman from Australia, Trudy Cooper. I was under the assumption it was a dude, but I was wrong. Interesting. Anyway, back to the Falcon Mistress T Shirt. It is certainly an interesting looking shirt with a beautiful woman in a skimpy outfit, and a falcon and skulls, but it’s probably more for all of the Oglaf fans out there.

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Tip of the hat Oglaf for designing this hilarious shirt. Such an in-your-face name for an establishment is funny in and of itself. Add the fact that the chick is stunning in her sexy cowgirl outfit, and she’s riding a t bone steak. Then you  have the combination of eatery, bordello and registered charity, which is also a totally spectacular combination, and feels like it could really happen if you had the right lawyer or connections on the Hill.

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I guess fighting the dragon is better than riding the dragon. No? I really like this primative design offering from Topatoco created by Exploding Dog. It’s a perfect fit to the archetypal war that humans have been fighting everyday since forever. The struggle to survive, to live, to love in a little burst of time that is so short and guaranteed to end. Mortality is the dragon. And you know it. And that’s why you need to buy the Fight the Dragon T Shirt right now. Before you die in a horrible frying pan accident.

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I’m going to have to call this a misdirection shirt designed by Exploding Dog. You have missiles or bombs coming falling in the blue sky. Yes, the cute little squiggle contrails are kind of cute, and the bombs are tidy packages of red adorableness, and we have the blue sky and fluffy clouds, so there’s a whole lot of wonderful in the scene. But, let’s think ahead 60 seconds. This scene is straight out of Saving Private Ryan or some other horrible war film that I can’t think of right now.

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That robot sort of looks like the dude from Iron Giant, so I’m not sure if that girl is 90 feet tall or this is a miniature version of the Iron Giant. Rather the Iron Average Size. Anyways, I’m not sure what I think about robots getting the girl. Maybe they’re just friends or whatever, but if starts happening that robots keep taking our jobs and then start taking our women, what the hell are we going to do. How are we going to compete. It’s well known that girls prefer “massagers” to most sexual activity with men anyway. Now, you have a skilled robot applying the “massage” and that’s the ballgame. It’s over. Not sure I can agree with this scary Embrace the Future T Shirt, because it looks nice on the surface but has a darkness looming.

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Jordan, Jesse Go! T shirt

by on February 22, 2011

Another podcast shout out for Jordan, Jesse Go! from Maximum Fun and sold by Topatoco in the form of a t shirt. These dudes Jordan and Jesse talk about life in your twenties. Boy that will get me all nostalgic for back in the day. Well, I was still living in my mom’s basement back then, but at least I had most of my hair, instead of this male pattern baldness nightmare I have right now. I mean this ‘do sticks out so shiny and unattractive to all the hot chicks I chat with on web cam. How am I supposed to hook up.

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Apparently, there’s a podcast coming out of Canada called Stop Podcasting Yourself and apparently it’s funny shit. It features Graham Clark and Dave Shumka, out of Vancouver. So, this Stop Podcasting Yourself t shirt, complete with our stars and the coat of arms of Vancouver is a reference to this phenomenon, and you know if Topatoco puts out a shirt designed by Maximum Fun, promoting your podcast, then you got something goin’ on. I’m going to have to load it up to the iPod and listen to it as I ride the bus to my evening time janitorial job. Lord knows I need some uplift in those daily dark times.

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Meatghost T Shirt

by on February 21, 2011

I like this shirt. It’s gross and random and weird and cute all at the same time. This Meatghost only has one tooth left, a really blank stare, nice floating abilities, and a lot of blood drippings. I guess I’d be scared if I saw this thing hovering over the table or poppin’ out of the fridge. A little amused but ultimately scared, because paranormal meat sightings is out of the ordinary and a bit unknown and can certainly create fear.

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