Deez Teez: No matter how you spell it with two z’s, Deez Tees, or even Dees Teez

Deez Teez: Recently upped their game with a slick website and a ton of officially licensed shirts from all your favorite pop culture.

Hey if you haven’t seen the movie you need to see the movie. The Hangover II does not disappoint as the sequel to one of the biggest comedy hits in history. Instead of Vegas, we’re talking the more exotic Bangkok. Yes! Of course, this Bangkok Smoking Monkeys and Ladyboys T Shirt is in direct reference to some dialogue spoken by one of the characters describing what goes on at the new local. Ha ha. I haven’t seen this damn movie are you kidding me. I’m saving it. I want the desire to build the the pressure in a blister. Yes!

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Of course, this is the Robert Downey Jr. line, when he’s talking to Ben Stiller’s character about acting, and Downey Jr. is telling him that playing a character with a touch of retard is a good move, and possible Oscar material, but going full retard is a death warrant on your career. Stiller had played a full retard in a movie, and was a little concerned about Downey’s analysis.

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Ah…sometimes you have to celebrate the classic lines, and this certainly has stood the test of time. You see Sherlock Holmes, the man depicted on this No Shit Sherlock T Shirt, was a world-renowned fictional detective that could solve any British crime back in the 1800s (I have no idea when the narrative was actually set.) Wait, you may have heard of Sherlock Holmes because you have read some of the classics or maybe you have even seen the movie staring Robert Downey Jr.

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We have a little wordplay here. You see, when you see this type of guy and he’s saying he passed the bar exam, you think that he’s now certified to practice law in his given state. But, then he’s hoisting a mug, which can be a perfectly reasonable way to celebrate such an achievement, but he also has a little bit of that alcoholic look, so maybe he’s just making a joke on this I Passed the Bar Exam T Shirt.

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This shirt is a little rapey, but if it involves that police it must be OK. Right? Actually, is this considered impersonating an officer? Can you get in trouble for wearing this? I guess that’s the risk you take when you wear Police Lay Flat On Your Back and Spread ‘Em T Shirt. Because the reward potential is also very high. If you pass by the right girl at the right time in her dating life and/or buzzed state and/or horniness level, you just might score with such a blunt offensive shirt.

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The inseminator knocks up the help and nobody knows about it for like 10 years. Wowza. Maria Shriver finds out and drops him like it’s hot. After a 10 or 20 minute period of sadness, both of them will be back on their feet and going after their goals like never before. Good for them.

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Well, sometimes you have to call a redneck a redneck, and this Redneck T Shirt does a fine job of it. If you watch NASCAR, you are officially a redneck, and there’s no argument. You could have just moved from the trailer park to the suburbs but if you enjoy NASCAR, you are a redneck. Wait, what the hell am I, Jeff Foxworthy? I think both those that enjoy car racing and those that mock racing will both equally cotton to this fine tee from Deez Teez.

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Got a little wordplay with rude appliances that are having a bit of a tiff. Or maybe they’re just stating the obvious about each other. The vacuum knows what the fan does and the fan knows what the vacuum does. Maybe it’s you that adds the extra oomph that makes it seem like they’re really going at it. Maybe it’s you that assumes that maybe there’s sexual innuendo on this You Suck Blow Me T Shirt.

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I didn’t catch this joke the first time around, because I have a microscopic penis, and this is about a member that is large enough to hangover to one side or the other. That’s why there’s an arrow pointing downstairs if you know what I mean. Anyway, it’s also a drinking shirt because if you look at it without the innuendo, it’s about getting up and feeling bad after too many jello shots the night before.

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Another OBL offering here. This one a little more direct in noting that he is no longer the hide and seek champion because he has a hole in his head. Using the hide & seek story kind of softens the ugly fact that this dude got shot in the head by Navy Seals in retaliation for masterminding the terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon, which is kind of heavy stuff if you think about it too long.

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I’ve seen this one before, but it’s still a good offering. Very clever way to portray the title of a very popular TV show. You have the typical weather forecast 7-day forecast with icons, and, of course, for Philadelphia it’s bright sun across the board because It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Get it. Do you get how this It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Weather Forecast T Shirt is using the humor. Clever, eh?

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What we have is wordplay. Do you know it? It’s a play on the phrase, center of the universe…and if you wear this shirt you are freely admitting to suffering from a little meglomania, which is a sexy thing to confess, especially as a first impression. It’s better than going all Beck on someone and saying “I’m a loser baby.”

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