This is one for all you American football fans out there. I know there are millions a day that visit this site. Basically, you’ve been waiting for a while to pounce on the next football shirt I highlighted. It’s been a while. But, a monumental occassion like owners and players being able to agree on how to split 600 trazillion dollars, while half of the U.S. starts to slip below the poverty line, is really something to celebrate on a shirt. I mean. Thank god. What the hell do the miserable unemployed have to look forward to if not the NFL.
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This is why you shouldn’t have a prejudice against fat people. Instead allow them into your circle of friends. You don’t have to be nice to them. They’ll be so grateful that you just allowed them in the group. Then, when you go on that group camping trip, fulfilling your dream of a threesome, and you hear some rumbling in the mess tent, you and the girls (guys) can run fully aware that the bear will grab Rodney, who will be a nice and juicy catch. You’ll smile despite the circumstances because your “let the fatty in the club” plan worked to perfection. And you love it when a plan comes together.
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I believe this 1 In the Caboose T Shirt refers to a sexual act in which a man puts his finger in the anus of a woman. I could be wrong. This could simply be a shirt about a fond memory of getting a chance to hang out with the caboose keeper on a cross country train excursion. Maybe it was one of those European backpacking vacations, and you got to hang out with the grizzled old dude, who told awesome stories, gave you fire whiskey to sip, and rolled you a cig.
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Hey, how do you write the title of this Casey Anthony is Not Guilty T Shirt in the title of the blog post where they don’t allow cross outs. Nobody is going to know what this shirt is really about, but I guess that makes for more of a gotcha moment. Anyway, this case has received massive media attention. Probably about 98% more than it should, especially with the economy tanking for real this time without enough grease in the printing press to keep up with the implosion. With politics, Wall St., and corporation riddled with corruption, we put all of our “hard hitting” reporters on a single murder case.
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Yikes. This is potentially traumatic for any young Barney fans that happen by while you’re wearing this Barnivore T Shirt. Barney, the big purple annoyance, has simply tore into the other dinosaur, looks like a triceratops (I know, I know…they’re called something else but I can’t remember and can’t be bothered to spend 14 seconds to look it up).
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