Busted Tees: NYC pumping out very fine pop culture shirts

Busted Tees is a fine funny t-shirt shop with loads of clever tees featuring pop culture and random stuff. Many BustedTees.com shirts have made Shirt of the Day.

Rainbows are Gay T Shirt

by on October 10, 2008

Shouldn’t that be “ghey?” Just trying to be a little more PC.

Meanwhile, you’re entering a real gray area if you’re wearing this shirt. Yeah, you’re making a statement, but at the same time you are wearing a rainbow, so some people may question your real motivation, like maybe your 83% ghey yourself.

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This is a very important message. A powerful PSA. If you want the kids, you need to do the SEX. Straight to the point. Who wouldn’t want to go for parenthood after looking at that very poignant scene on the front of this shirt? You and I both agree with Whitney: “I believe the children are our future.” And let me tell you a startling fact—there’s only one way to produce children: sex. No joke.

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When it comes right down to it, I’m very uncomfortable when I’m not Wired into the Web. The online world could woosh right on by as I’m doing something stupid like petting a dolphin, hanging out with my kids, suffering through a bowel movement, bicycling on a nature trail or weeding in the garden.

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Oops. Try to immortalize your moment in the sun 16 years ago and all you end up with is eeg on your face. People mumbling dumb ass, when really, you’re way smarter than them ‘cuz you can spell pithikosophobia.

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Often I think that specialization has run amok. Phd’s for studying fowl>chickens>bantam>feces, instead of getting the broad picture, we’ve got researchers so deep into their minutiae they can’t make a connection outside their own chicken shit studies and their work becomes futile, because there are no broader applications other than very detailed wikipedia entries.

Read more on I’m Outdoorsy In That I Like To Get Drunk on Patios T Shirt…

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I always assumed competitive swimming and shopping at Whole Foods were the whitest thing imaginable, but I suppose a group ski trip does top the charts. All huddled up in arctic conditions, riding the lift in preparation of going down a snow packed mountain as fast as you can on two little sticks. It’s a white thang.

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When it comes time to get adventurous on a Saturday night, and you know what I mean by adventurous, then you absolutely need to wear this shirt. You will not believe how stating exactly what you want in no uncertain terms attracts just the right type of attention you are looking for.

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Absolutely. You have the naysayers that just don’t understand your brilliance. Then you have the image search that brings up mostly unflattering pics and, of course, the two embarrassing nude modeling shoots you agreed to do when you were young, stupid and broke.

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The second day in a row of male pattern baldness. That shows you how important this hairdo is in our culture. Nonetheless, this guy is facetiously saying “sorry”, when he really means, “Eff you, I’m going to smoke this cigar, wear this mustache and leisure suit and play with gerbils and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.”

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I’d Fuck Me T Shirt

by on September 30, 2008

The Butler is going through some self-affirmation techniques in front of the mirror right here. And you know what? That shit works. He’s going to get himself a piece this very night.

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Are you one of those people that must always talk about yourself, your exploits, your foibles, your observations, your insights and your bowel movements? Well, you’re insufferable in every respect, unless, of course, you wear this shirt. Then you make everybody you speak with understand your acknowledgment of your me-centric issues. Sort of a softening of the narcissistic edge.

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Ah, the caffeine roller coaster, such wondrous highs, such vicious lows. Excitement and paranoia. You tell me right now, in all honesty, the caffeine is not a drug. Come on right now. Try to explain away your latte habit as simply “delicious beverage consumption.”

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