Busted Tees: NYC pumping out very fine pop culture shirts

Busted Tees is a fine funny t-shirt shop with loads of clever tees featuring pop culture and random stuff. Many BustedTees.com shirts have made Shirt of the Day.

i-dont-exist-santa-tshirtIt’s less than two weeks out from Xmas and it’s high time you start blowing little kids’ minds. I mean if they get a load of this tee, they are not going to know what to think. Of course, Santa exists! He comes every Christmas Eve and there are always presents under the tree when we get up way too early on Christmas morn.

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LMAO Tshirt

by on December 12, 2008

I’m Laughing My Ass Off at the acronym play on this shirt LMAO, plus it triggers some Mao lyrics in songs I like, such as…

“I saw Chairman Mao kissing Santa Claus”

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Jump on this deal. For one day only, December 12, all shirts are $15. This is the perfect time to stock up on great Xmas presents. Take advantage of the Busted Tees Midnight Madness Sale.

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You know what? Sometimes you have to face the reality of life. The hidden beauty in this shirt is that when you finally understand the temporal nature of life, you become totally free and are able to live a much richer life.

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That is the hottest toaster I’ve ever seen. If I’m that toast, I’m toast. This toaster asks that steamy question and I melt and comply.

That toast looks so surprised at this, which leads me to believe this particular toaster is really, really drunk. The toast will jump into the heated moment. After the conjugation the toast will smoke and in the morning that toaster will be completely ill physically and mentally for the choices made.

Read more on Toast and Toaster I Want You Inside Me T Shirt…


This is God’s honest truth. I was just at Cempazuchi on Brady St. on the eastside of Milwaukee and couldn’t of had a more boring looking plate. A white flour wrapper with a squiggly line of sour cream drizzled on top. But, looks are not why you order a tinga burrito in the best Mexican food restaurant in Milwaukee. You order it for the taste and to fill you up.

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Bromance tshirt

by on December 6, 2008

There’s no better way to describe the manly love that inevitably arises between men in the sporting context. I imagine it’s the same on the battlefield, and it manifests itself in the chest bump, low five, high five, the butt slap, and the composition of sweet little reminders of how much the other person means (on cute flowery stationary).

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Daily affirmations are big time helpful for achieving your goals, becoming the person you want to be and improving your outlook on life. Want to get out of the caustic, negative, sarcastic rut? Get yourself a tshirt that says something nice about you. Oh, and get a full length mirror that you can look in about 764 times a day just to keep the good times rolling.

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Fitness ain’t a joke. It’s serious bidness and the more honest you can be with yourself as you’re doing your seated curls, the better results you’re going to get.

This particular sentiment is basically the recipe for a totally balanced life. Exercise hard, drink hard and do drugs hard. Then sleep for 36 hours at a time. Basically, that’s as good as it gets on this mortal coil. Why don’t you tell the world what you’re going to do. Why don’t you get some accountability with your new resolution. Why don’t you get the My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs tshirt.

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SILF tshirt

by on December 3, 2008

What more can you say? That’s a good lookin’ sandwich. I’m a good lookin’ guy. Let’s get it on. Sandwich I’d Like to Fuck, just like they say in that funny teen romp flick, American Sandwich.

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There’s nothing more sinister than an innocent looking kid cheating at dreidel. I mean you have to be a pretty sophisticated grifter to successfully cheat at the spinning top game, which means there are well-funded, state-of-the-art dreidel cheating cartels out there. And, that, my friends, is very scary.

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