Busted Tees: NYC pumping out very fine pop culture shirts

Busted Tees is a fine funny t-shirt shop with loads of clever tees featuring pop culture and random stuff. Many BustedTees.com shirts have made Shirt of the Day.

jesus-bowling-big-lebowski-tshirtJesus Quintana was a bad ass bowler in the League. You tell me you’re not shit scared when he lines up his shot and licks the ball. This dude means business. I mean he pretty much sums it up:

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just-say-no-to-hard-drugs-tshirtA very sophisticated person came up with this tactic to reduce the level of hard drug consumption in the English-speaking world. They’re not saying “No” to every drug, thereby, creating an unnatural desire for the forbidden. They are opening up a dialog and asking those prone to illegal self-medication to think a little. To say, you know what, I am going to draw a line…and that line is hard drugs.

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make-up-sex-is-worth-fighting-for-tshirtPick your battles. That’s what Uncle Horax always says. Fight with the boss to do what’s best for the long term health of your company. Forget it. You’ll never win and if you do, there’s little chance you’ll reap the rewards. Fight to imprison, clawback and disgorge the speculative banking thieves. Forget it. Their guy Geithner is calling the shots. Fight with your cat about peeing on the carpet on the landing. Feline insouciance always trumps human outrage.

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From RIGHT NOW to January 18, 2009, Busted Tees is offering a ripping good Happy New Year Super Sale. 100 shirts for $10. And, yes, there are some crusty stuff like insto-out-o-date political garb like George Bush has Aides, McCain 1908, Hilary 08, Gore in 2008, Stewart/Colbert 08 and the like, but they also slashed prices on some of my faves:

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most-likely-to-secede-tshirtYou know those high schoolers really nailed it with Robert E. Lee, when they were voting for the year book. Probably got a clue when he marched on the school grounds demanding a separate school for all the kids with acne (he was the leader of the zit club).

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dry-humpAs a woman, you know you’re in for an exquisite time when the man you’re with says this and then guns the motor on the boat. It’s such a sexy, romantic and enticing offer I can’t imagine how any woman could resist.

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Merry Christmas!

Spend the time with family and friends. Laugh a lot. Eat a lot. Rub your belly a lot. And celebrate the youthful spirit. After you return all those horrid items from your out of touch aunts, uncles, grandparents, coworkers and parents, take that cash and spend it well…meaning buy the Don’t Stop Believin’ tshirt and where it every Holiday season for the rest of your life.

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Talk about a naughty Santa Claus tshirt. But I guess if you’re going to develop the type of free labor you need to make the North Pole enterprise feasible, you need to produce a ton o’ elves with Mrs. Claus. See the thing is the result of Mr. And Mrs. Claus’ conjugation was always diminutive people. Just a strange thing that always happened. Anyway, that workforce development has nothing to do with what’s going on here.

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Happy Festivus!

You’ve seen the Seinfeld episode “The Strike.” You’ve read the Daniel O’Keefe’s book The Real Festivus. And you know that Festivus is America’s favorite made up holiday and that it is celebrated on December 23.

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X-Mas Tshirt

by on December 22, 2008

x-mas-tshirtThis is what Santa looks like taking the festivity to New Orleans. Beads because he’s been showing things. Pacifier, because you have to let loose the inner baby, and the put your hands in the air like you don’t care party stance.

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they-cant-lay-us-off-if-they-cant-find-us-tshirtI feel like this daily. If I can dig deeper into my cube, maybe they won’t be able to find me when the axe falls next. 11 in September. The CEO. Two more here and there. Everybody on edge. Manager calls a meeting, check the room to see who’s missing.

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ben-franklin-rabbit-ears-mt-rushmore-tshirtBenjamin Franklin totally owns Teddy Roosevelt by sneaking in the picture and workin’ the rabbit ears and proving that he has cooties and perhaps even 27 degrees of nerdiness. Now, you can only see this view of Mt. Rushmore in the perfect storm of conditions. New moon. Under 28 degrees. Over 58% humidity and, of course, super-freakin’ high on acid tabs.

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