Busted Tees is a fine funny t-shirt shop with loads of clever tees featuring pop culture and random stuff. Many BustedTees.com shirts have made Shirt of the Day.
If you have to ask you’ll never know. Wear this shirt and you’ll get the knowing nods, the smiles, the winks from your brethren and, of course, the ignorant will scratch their heads and may be slightly scared, because, well, your shirt says Most Deadly.
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If you’re hanging with Bobby Marley and he’s hookin’ you up with all the ganja you could ever want. And the vibe is chill. The water warm. The sun shining. You need to accept that if shit goes down you need to take your share of the blame.
Read more on I Shot the Deputy T shirt…
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This is a very classy tshirt. The bolo tie is appropriate for any formal occasion. The bolo tie on a tshirt is very appropriate for any formal occasion and for any gathering if you get right down to it.
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True. True. True. Let ’em get the worms. I don’t want any worms. Speaking of birds getting worms, I saw this robin kinda standing around looking like she had no purposeful intent, then all of a sudden poke her beak in the grass and come up with a big, fat worm. Do these birds have that build in worm underground sonar thing or what? This robin kept scoring over and over. It was amazing, but still didn’t make me want to get up early to get the worms.
Read more on Waking Up Early is for the Birds T-Shirt…
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You know sometimes you just need to cut loose. Conjure your inner Evil Knievel, throw caution to the computer-geek right fielder and say out loud to the little kids you’re trying to push off the merry-go-round, “Safety Third.”
Read more on Motocross Safety Third T Shirt…
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Now that’s a fortune cookie you can believe in. All this other ethereal bullshit. You will have your greatest day within the week. Trees will whisper sweet nothings in your ear. 87 is lucky on the first Tuesday every other month. The people writing these probably got tired of lying, fabricating, misleading and decided to do something about it.
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Just a snifter of brandy. A splash of sherry. A fifth of Jack. And a re-run of TJ Hooker. TV can be very irritating when you’re two sails to the wind and heading for a massive hangover in the morning.
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Hey, things are looking up for world-traveling U.S. Citizens. Not quite as much spit in foreign soups. Less evil stares. People giving pause to the formerly knee jerk trip the American Tourist walking down the aisle. The Bush Rules no longer apply.
Read more on We Can Finally Stop Pretending We’re Canadian T shirt…
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Hey whatever…may be the lamest machines, but that dude is hard core fit and I can totally tell because his short shorts are showing off the thighs and the short sleeve polo tee is totally accentuating those monster guns. And, not a hair out of place.
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Dude’s drinking straight out of the wooden keg. Or he’s a real live munchkin. Either way, don’t throw the keys his way. He may not be pulling his weight in the designated driver department, but you know as well as I his back rubs are to die for, so everything evens out in the end.
Read more on I’m a Terrible Designated Driver T Shirt…
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This is one of those instances where someone gets quoted “accurately,” but either the context is incorrect or some of it was left out. Many think Frankie D. was talking about the Great Depression and pulling oneself up by their bootstraps, getting to work and igniting the fire and passion of the country again. Actually, this was pulled from a little anecdote about how Eleanor found a spider in the bathroom at the White House and FDR refused to kill it because he was screaming like a little girl and standing on his desk in the oval office.
Read more on The Only Thing We Have to Fear is Fear Itself and Spiders T Shirt…
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Scarecrow takes the top prize. Meanwhile, he’s outstanding in his field. Crows are scared. I think it’s because he’s stuffed with decomposing squirrels and not much of any living thing ventures within 1.7 miles of that corn field.
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