Busted Tees: NYC pumping out very fine pop culture shirts

Busted Tees is a fine funny t-shirt shop with loads of clever tees featuring pop culture and random stuff. Many BustedTees.com shirts have made Shirt of the Day.

Now, I don’t mean to be a ninny or nitpick or get all picayune up in here, but shouldn’t this shirt read Party Like It’s 2011? ‘Cuz 2012 is when the shit goes down according to the Mayans, this movie, and your mama.

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I’ve spent some time in Phoenix, AZ and, honestly, I cannot fathom how anyone would be hooked on the place. It’s like LA only 30 degrees hotter and no ocean. It does have the massive traffic problems, the pollution, the pending lack of clean water, the gangs, the crime, the overpriced housing. Wait, typing this all out, I’m changing my mind. I love the place. Actually, the desert is a special place. Saguaro cacti, sunsets, red hills. That’s all good stuff, but it’s pretty much been destroyed by the Los Angeles second string.

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Einstein Kiss Tshirt

by on June 16, 2010

I have no doubt Einstein would have been a big fan of the theatrical rock and roll of KISS. He may have been jealous of the size of Gene Simmons’ tongue, but, otherwise, certainly, the genius would have recognized the musical genius.

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This is quite an ingenuous concept. It takes the much revered Tuxedo Tshirt to an entirely new level. It’s like you’ve been formal, but now the event is over and you want to relax. Loosen the tie. Get to know that lovely bridesmaid just a little bit better. Oh, why does everything have to be sexual. Maybe you just want to watch the latest episode of Weeds after you slip of your patent leather shoes.

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Morrissey would not appreciate the variation on his vegetarian theme…at all. Yes, it’s clever. Yes, meat really is delicious. And, yes, that prancing bull with the huge chest and waif waist is kind of disconcerting in a funny way, but Morrissey would not approve.

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You pretty much have to commit the equivalent of a work day to watch first pitch to last out in any 9-inning Major League Baseball game. Who has that kind of time? I mean crotch grabbing, head shrinking A.S. (after steroids), and fountains of spit are terrifically compelling, but then you have all that other stuff like throwing to first base, meetings on the mound, stepping out of the batter’s box, and bunting that make professional baseball excruciating.

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At first you laugh at the patheticness of the dude. Yawning injury! But, once you look at the intensity and grandness of his yawn, you realize, man that guy is lucky not to injure himself every morning. Look at that wingspan. Look at the unhinging of the jaw. What is that a boa constrictor swallowing a wild pig. That is no joke. Takes practice. Takes perfect form every time. And, if you’ve just been woken by your radio alarm with Justin Bieber crooning in your ear, you may not be totally on your game. That can throw a man seriously off.

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The World Cup 2010 has begun.

This Tshirt captures the beauty of those long-winded goal calls with the classic tshirt humor. Yeah, it’s awesome. Yeah, it’s really cool. Yes, the man scored. OK, that’s enough. Stop doing the airplane. Stop saying that goal thing now. Get back to the line and play some futbol.

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Christopher Walken is walkin’ on sunshine. And you know he could do that number while dancing. He’s a very talented man and such an iconic figure on the big screen. That is why if I was a betting man, I’d say there’s a 92% chance you’ll buy I’m Walken on Sunshine Tshirt today.

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This is one of those shit your pants moments you never ever want to experience. You’ve heard about it happening in a neighboring town. You don’t know how you would cope. What would it be like? No XBOX?! How long will it take to fix? Will I lose all profile stuff? Man, it’s nearly unbearable to even think about it.

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This is a terrific shirt. Makes me want to start growing a gnarly Grizzly Adams beard. At least a Zach Galifianakis face warmer. From the looks of it you have your work cut out for you to reach the end of the ruler. It’s a nice touch that they offered the measurement in both centimeters and inches.

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A Yes We Cannabis Tshirt was the subject of a bit of backlash about a week ago in Aurora, CO. A medical marijuana patient, John Gailey, was stuck with a trespassing charge by a bunch of retard security guards and banned from the Town Center at Aurora for a year.

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