Bluto Blutarsky would wear this shirt and so should you. No, let’s bring it down a notch and get serious for a second John Belushi, who played John “Bluto” Blutarsky, in the movie, Animal House, is dead. He died of living too fast. He died to young. To honor this comic genius. To honor the man who, with just his eyebrows, a lawn mower, and a 14 inch beige dildo, could make you belly laugh for five minutes straight, you really should, no, you must purchase the Faber College Tshirt.
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Limbo, Eames, Arthur, Yusuf, Reality – dream levels. Mind fuck. Have you seen Inception yet? You need to. And, then you need to hit the message boards and discuss it, because that’s what thinking people do. OK? If you’ve seen the movie (spoiler alert if you haven’t) go to Fark or check out Screen Rant and hash it out.
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Apparently, what we’ve got here is a masterful marketing campaign brought to by the tag team of Busted Tees and Old Spice. Humorous. Entertaining commercial. Nice use of a black man with perfect diction. All well done, except maybe the tshirt product that was conceived during this corporate fornication wasn’t quite pitch perfect.
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A shout out to what many feel is the greatest game of all time: Legend of Zelda.
I like this shirt because it works on a couple of levels. It pleases the most geeky among us, because what’s more nerdy than playing Legend of Zelda in your mom’s basement 12 hours a night. But, it also appeals to those that are into high level business dealing where the operative phrase is “make it rain,” as in work the network, burn up the phones, make the back room deals, bring in the business, and put cash in the coffers.
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You can’t really see all the cuts of the pig on this diagram but you will when you go out to your porch, pick up the box and slowly, with great anticipation, open up the lovely package. You will see the baby back rips, pork chops, and tenderloin on the top of the pig. And, the ham, kielbasa, hot dogs, bacon, sausage, roast, shoulder, spare ribs, and more. This shirt is chock full of good meat information, and let’s not forget the humor.
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Even Jenny McCarthy and her new 24-year-old Internet Marketing Coordinator boyfriend have to approve of this vaccine. Give it to ’em early and often is what I say. What would happen if we all didn’t take drugs. It would be a fuckin’ miserable world is what I’m telling you and we’d suffer from a massive epidemic of bored assholes screwin’ stuff up for the rest of us. So, don’t give us that Big PharmaColumbia wants to stick our babies with as many needles as possible simply for the profit. Don’t tell me heroine, speed, Ecstasy, and Adderall will give us autism.
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This shirt has everything you need. Great Pyramid of Giza in Egypt, a transitive pictograph verbalization, Paris, and, of course, misdirection, because there isn’t a pyramid of note in Paris.
If you’re a fufu Frenchie, a mason, or a crazy, whacky, wonderful tshirt designer, then as a professional, you’ll need to pick up this I Love Paris Pictograph Pyramid Tshirt.
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In case you’ve been living in a government issued canvas tent warding off mosquitoes and bears for the last few months, then you probably know the Double Rainbow meme. If not, here’s the synopsis. This wild hippie dude is hiking and comes upon a vista that features a double rainbow. While filming, he just flips out with overwhelm, exclaiming what does it mean about 20 times. Could be peyote, pot, or simply the nature buzz every good hippie can cop, especially coming upon a beautiful natural phenomenon.
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Well well isn’t this a little macabre. Apparently, we’ve got this program on Showtime that features a serial killer, who is meticulous in his murders of other murderers. Is he a hero or a psychopath. Do the police even want to stop this guy. I mean, he’s making their jobs a lot easier.
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Hey, nothing stops potential bullies or muggers in their tracks than telling them from the outset that you have high friends in places. I mean, they hear that and they’re like, “well, then hook me up with the Bubblegum Kush, Orange Krush, Jamaican Gold, or even the little strips.” Then, they haven’t mugged you, you still have your beautiful face intact and your cash on your person, and you’ve made a new weed buddy. Win-Win.
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