Slurm is the energy drink in the animated series Futurama. Now you can have a Slurm T Shirt complete with the drink’s splat logo. Basically, you were this shirt and you’re telling the world that you’re a cartoon watching geek, but that’s what you have to do in 2011. You have to put a stake in the ground and say this is the type of entertainment I align myself with. Love me or leave me, because my media consumption pretty much defines me. Then, you will have people that won’t know what Slurm is and they’ll walk on by without a second glance. Then, there will be those in your tribe, and that makes owning a shirt like this one from Busted Tees completely worth it.
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Let me explain this. You have a mashup right here. Dr. Who is an old television program that was part metaphysical sci-fi, part dorky. It seems that maybe there’s a remake out there now, so that’s not very interesting. And, The Who, of course, was a really overrated band from the UK that pumped out about three good songs and 97 terrible ones. Plus, their guitarist, Peter Townsend, got caught looking at young things he shouldn’t have been looking at. He did give the world the windmill guitar strum and the smashing guitar schtick so that’s pretty cool but that Internet disgression is hard to forgive. So, you have The Who logo with the words Dr. Who on this finely crafted Dr. The Who T Shirt.
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I never connected emo with cutter, but I guess I should have as this Emo: A Cut Above the Wrist T Shirt attests. And, if you like to make fun of mopey emo people with bad posture, eye liner, and black hair, then this shirt is perfect for you. So what if it will probably cause the emos that see it to cut a little deeper in their next razor blade session. It’s totally worth it, because emos are such pussies and losers. Am I right or am I right?
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Busted Tees is getting in on the relief effort in Japan by offering this Tumblr Japan T Shirt. At least I think that’s what it says in Japanese. Whatever the case it looks cool and it’s blue and it’s for a good cause. Japan was devasted by the 9.0 earthquake, the tsunami, and the resulting nuclear power plant breach. They need as much help as they can get. This way you get a great shirt to wear and you’re helping out. That’s what they call a win-win in the business and that’s the perfect state we’re always seeking.
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I’m just trying to figure out why you would want to wear this Don’t Shit in My Cooler T Shirt…ever. It’s so random, so fecal-oriented. Maybe on a trip to the beach with your buddies. Of course, that just becomes a dare at that point. The bar is the place I imagine people wear all the crazy, gross or offensive shirts, but there’s not a clever wordplay or sexual innuendo to be seen. Maybe on a boat if you bring a cooler along. Or maybe you’re the guy that just totes a cooler behind him wherever he goes. Then, you can wear this shirt and it makes sense.
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This is officially wordplay. Without a doubt. I have looked at it from every angle and by my calculations this adds up to wordplay 97.8% of the time. Would you agree about this Try Peer Pressure T Shirt. Because usually it’s some kid with a wispy mustache and amazingly feathered hair trying to tell you, the dork, to take a little puff of marijuana, or take a swig off a beer, or just a little nip from the flask, or the teeniest little snort of the blow, or just a quickie shot of heroin. That’s peer pressure because the cool dude says everybody is doing it. Now, Busted Tees with the help of the design from Vintage Vantage says, everybody is doing the peer pressure so you should do that too.
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Well, it’s kinda true. They ain’t givin’ nothin’ up, which is great as a possible choice, if they’re saving themselves for the right partner, etc. I guess the question is what’s a virgin. I know some girls that think taking it in the pooper keeps their virginity intact, while others thinking French kissing is basically carnal knowledge. So, when you wear this Hey Virgins Thanks for Nothing T Shirt, be prepared to answer some of these “penetrating” questions.
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Dude. Wicked uppercut by the dude that got his diving equipment at a pawn shop like three miles inland from the cove. He even disregards the common advice to aim for the nose and goes straight for the chin, because that’s what kind of badass he is. Not to mention he’s wearing knee pads from the 70s, sneakers with buckles wrapped around them, and that old ass diver mask that probably doesn’t even work. In fact, it’s kind of sad, he does this thing to the shark, who just swims away defeated, but Mr. Uppercut actually dies on this dive because the helmet is too heavy and he’s not actually connected to any oxygen. But, it’s good that we wear this Shark Punch T Shirt, because it celebrates the good times.
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