Busted Tees: NYC pumping out very fine pop culture shirts

Busted Tees is a fine funny t-shirt shop with loads of clever tees featuring pop culture and random stuff. Many BustedTees.com shirts have made Shirt of the Day.

This is the anti-mullet t shirt, and if you don’t like anti-mullet sentiment you can go to hell. Just kidding. Mullets are cool to look at and laugh at. Actually, I had a minor one in the 80s (yeah, I’m old…so…). This dude on the Business in the Front Business in the Back T Shirt is very serious minded and wants to take his career to the next level, so he got a sensible hair cut, some business casual attire and went to work. And, there he will stay for 45 years, toiling away with little recognition, little humor and little to know fun. But, the bills are paid, the kids are growing up healthy, and the suburban neighbors accept him as long as he keeps his lawn neatly trimmed.

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I like the mix of pens you have in in the pocket protector. Standard red and blue, but then you also have maybe a black pen with a finer point, and then of course you have one of those multicolored pens, which have always been my favorite. All the excellent options to choose from. Sometimes, actually, it’s almost paralyzing. You’re on the phone and somebody starts saying something that really should be written down but you can’t decide which color to do it in and eventually you end up losing your job, your house, your car and your family because of it. That’s the only bummer about the multi-colored pens.

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I have no idea what this means at all, except on the surface. Too much thumb driven can be bad for your health, which is obvious, so I’m looking for the deeper meaning. Is there a thumb drive fetish, where everything you do on the computer is saved on the portable drive, and it’s kind of living dangerously because what if you fill it to capacity and then the data starts to degrade because of virtual overload. Could happen, and could very well be the impetus of this Eject Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself T Shirt.

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I had no idea what this meant but Urban Dictionary came through with the explanation:

“An 8-character truncation of the username “Thrillhouse” which occurs when Milhouse Van Houten enters this nickname prior to playing the video game Bonestorm in an episode (3F07) of The Simpsons.”

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OFace T Shirt

by on April 19, 2011

This is spectacular. Taking the vulgar oface phenomenon and putting it in an artistic format, so now it’s just an oface t shirt that looks like it came straight out of a museum. Am I right about this? Or is this just a totally vulgar shirt that no one should wear around impressionable children. (I think the age of impressionable children these days is 3 and a half…after that they already know everything.)

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The words Hater’s Crossing are not on this t shirt, so it may be difficult for people to understand what’s going on. But, the image is so cool… that is totally a schlubby hater, that it’s completely worth getting the Hater’s Crossing T Shirt, even if you have to explain to everybody what it means. Absolutely worth it.

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At first I thought it was a piss sample, then I thought why would you save that much urine, because that’s definitely more than one visit to the loo. And, also, why would carrying around a half quart of piss be a party. Of course, I haven’t been around much seeing as I live in mom’s basement, so maybe that’s the cutting edge of nightlife behavior. Third thing to come to mind was why can’t that girl model move her hair so you can see more of the shirt, but then I realized I could have picked the image Busted Tees offers of just the shirt art work. I chose the girl because she’s cute.

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First thing I thought when I saw this shirt was “oh, Busted Tees, has started licensing, that’s suprising…oh wait, that’s the Star Wars logo but it says Star Trek. And, then it hit me. We have a misdirection t shirt in our midst. I suggest you buy this Star Trek T Shirt (ha, ha…it just doesn’t do it justice in text) and wear it around and see how many people have spasmodic little cognitive disassociations, and then they’ll get it and laugh and envy you for having such a sweet shirt.

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This shirt is hilarious. I love it. All I can think of is Kenny G. I think I might have a thing for him, seductively holding that soprano sax just so. Yum. And, you know the man did hard core drugs, and was sexed out of his mind. Every milf in the country loved those silky shitty tunes he coaxed out of that God-forsaken instrument. Plus, he probably went both ways, so his pleasure was doubled. That’s how the math works out. Right?

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Not too much of a funny shirt here, but a good message and a powerful image of tank man in Tiananmen Square, when Chinese students were protesting the oppressive Chinese regime.

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Nothing like a Winnebago in the middle of the desert in the middle of summer. It’s hot and sweaty and you can’t just run the AC all day because you’ll run out of gas, so you have to be judicious and that’s hard, because the reason you’re in this predicament is because you’re cooking up meth for all the little tweakers within a 60 mile radius, and there are more than you think.

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I Am Banksy T Shirt

by on April 5, 2011

Banksy is a street artist. A graffiti man. A keep it real vandal on the streets of Bristol, and he’s illusive. I guess when breaking the law is your God-given talent and calling and passion, you want to keep a pretty low profile. He does stencils that have captured the collective minds of at least 100s of people, and now you can wear the I Am Banksy T Shirt and nobody would be the wiser. Of course, you might get extradited back to good old England and tried for painting shit that doesn’t want painting.

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