Busted Tees: NYC pumping out very fine pop culture shirts

Busted Tees is a fine funny t-shirt shop with loads of clever tees featuring pop culture and random stuff. Many BustedTees.com shirts have made Shirt of the Day.

I have no idea how Dungeons and Dragons works. All I know, when I was young my Christian parents thought it was of the devil, and that I should stay away from any kids that were playing it. I didn’t know if they were going to transform into hairy beasts and molest me, or if the devil was going to grab me by the ear and drag me straight to the seventh level of hell, and I didn’t want to find out. That’s why I’m still leary of even researching WTF this Nerdy Shirt -5 Charisma T Shirt even means.

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Party Sub T Shirt

by on May 24, 2011

That sub is the life of every party he ever attends. Boozin’ and fornicatin’ and gettin’ into tons of trouble. But, he always shows up to work on time and is respectful to his gramma, so give the boy some leeway…sowing his wild oats. If you are into sandwiches with drinking problems that are super fun to be around, then you probably need to make the world knows that by purchasing and wearing the Party Sub T Shirt.

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There’s a shark coming out of the book, which makes this Reading is Jawesome T Shirt spectacular and an excellent message for the kids. Unless they’re complete tards and think that all books are pop ups with sharks, then they’ll just be disappointed when they get their hands on a Roald Dahl book and there are no pop up sharks. Then they’ll feel like they’ve been deceived, crusade against reading, and never crack a book open again.

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The rest of this Star Ewok Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires T Shirt says “Don’t create funeral pyres in the woods. Rebel Alliance Press. Paid for by the Endor Department of Parks and Recreation.”

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I have no idea what this is from. I searched for like 13 hours on the Internet and can’t figure it out. Some game or cartoon or some shit. They get bags of money if they defuse the bombs. The bombs have extraordinarily long fuses. When I first saw this Cartoon Bomb Squad T Shirt I thought it was an old school scuba diver that found out that his life line of oxygen was actually connected to a bomb. I thought it was funny until it stopped making much sense. How would the diver get to the sea bottom without realizing he wasn’t hooked up to the oxygen.

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My excellent investigation skills have uncovered the origin of this Flanders’ Hot Dogs No Foot Longs T Shirt. Here’s what went down in an episode from 2000: “The Simpsons: Alone Again, Natura-Diddly (#11.14)”.

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Nerd Ears T Shirt

by on May 12, 2011

Spectacularly weird shirt, featuring the distinctive ears of the Vulcan, the Elf, and the Nerd. The humor in this Nerd Ears T Shirt is that the nerd ear in a fake. It’s like a little waxy/plastic prosthetic that they just added to their regular ear to get a little more pointiness, so they can get some attention at Comic Con or their fat uncle’s funeral. If you wear the nerd ears or you just appreciate nerd culture, you surely are inclined to buy this shirt so that you can wear it in all its yellow glory.

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Very unfortunate name for this battleship. Very ironic that it got free hugged to death by the most gigantickist squid ever to exist. Think of the ink shots from that thing. Probably cloudy up like 3 nautical miles of water from the ocean bottom to the surface. Is it cubed nautical miles when you want to talk about the entire volume of water that sits in a 3 nautical mile area of a body of water. I’m knot to good with this stuff. Get it…knot. Funny boat joke.

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This is sort of like the handicap accessible issue or the left-handed scissors situation. Society has to decide if it’s going to make exceptions, at considerable expense, for the outliers. Basically, it’s a labor of love because there’s not an economy of scale because there simply aren’t enough handicapped people, lefties, or cyclops to make a production run of special product or ramps, or whatever it takes to meet the outlier’s needs, profitable.

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Come to think of it, those wet floor signs do look like there’s at least a spark between the guys feet and the wet surface, which seems counter-intuitive until you figure out the true meaning of the sign, which is that actually the floor is entirely covered with hot flowing lava. This is what Caution The Floor is Lava T Shirt is really getting at, and that makes it funny and a prime candidate for a purchase by you. Am I right?

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When some kid sees you wearing this shirt, then excepts candy from a stranger, then gets fat and dies of heart disease before his time, I hope you’re happy with yourself and your “humor.” This Strangers Are Awesome T Shirt is an awful message and you should never wear it, but if you absolutely have to to be the big man of campus (bmoc), then make sure no kids are around to get the wrong idea.

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What is going on with this dude. He’s trying way too hard to prove that he loves you while covering up some horrid environmental atrocity that Globo Chem is pulling off. Of course, this Take it From Me I Love You Pit Pat T Shirt is referencing Mr. Show, which is a television program that I watched religiously. Actually, that’s not true because my mom doesn’t let me watch TV. Anyway, Pit Pat is just a little off. The beer gut is creepy instead of cute and cuddly like the Hamburger Helper Hand or Pilsbury Dough Boy. And his messaging sounds like it was written by someone that writes in English as a second language.

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