Busted Tees: NYC pumping out very fine pop culture shirts

Busted Tees is a fine funny t-shirt shop with loads of clever tees featuring pop culture and random stuff. Many BustedTees.com shirts have made Shirt of the Day.

What you have here is the Visit Glorious NILBOG T Shirt, which is a shout out to the Troll 2 movie. And that’s awesome because that’s one of the finest terrible movies of all time. If you’re into the irony, then you should probably deeply consider getting this tee. I think the confusion is the monsters are goblins but the movie is called Troll. But, I think it’s a healthy confusion. Something that causes you to stay on your toes as your watching or wearing this shirt for that matter.

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Wordplay. And the perfect work shirt. Wear it the day the Board of Directors is in town for the big meeting. They’ll be impressed and probably want to give you a promotion and fat raise right on the spot, despite your stupid immediate supervisor’s protestations.

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We have all eaten a crayons or 9 in our lives, while pretending each color had a corresponding flavor. And we’ve all crapped them out two days later. And, we’ve all stuck them in our anuses. And, and…we’ve all done that thing with the cat and the tail. Never mind, biting the top end of the crayon is just the tip of what happens with crayons and kids and that’s why this Taste the Rainbow T Shirt is funny. It totally reminds people of bestiality and that’s happy fun times right there.

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Video Game Hats T Shirt

by on October 12, 2011

Can someone please list all of the video games that those hats are associated with in the comments. It’s getting late. I gotta get up in the morning. I don’t have the time or inclination to do an exhaustive research study on the Internet to figure out what characters in what games wear which hats. Please, someone, help. Put in the comments. I’ll totally say thanks in a heartfelt way in a reply comment. This is the type of charity that you will remember long after you’ve lost the will to live, but you still keep breathing because you’ve also lost any of the oomph it takes to off yourself. Pretty please.

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The entire text on this tee is Vote for Zaphod Beeblebrox For President of the Galaxy He’s the Guy You Want to Vote for. Zaphod Beeblebrox is a character in the book/movie Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Sam Rockwell played him to the hilt in the movie and that, very well, might be the main reason you go ahead and buy this shirt from Busted Tees in the next 7 to 8 minutes.

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Apparently some bad shit has gone down in South Detroit, and people want to get out of town. So much so that a major t-shirt company took it upon themselves to design this South Detroit to Anywhere Train Ticket T Shirt, assuming that it would sell at a decent clip. Of course, I also here that there are artistic movements, urban gardening movements, and all kinds of other cool stuff going on in Detroit. A veritable grassroots renaissance fueled by exceptionally cheap property or available lots where the bulldozers have cleared decrepit foreclosed homes. I’m rooting for that organic growth.

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This is a funny shirt. Why? Because it happens. People see someone they know in line, they get in a convo, and all of a sudden they’re like, well, instead of going to the end of the line three blocks back, I’ll just kind of queue up right here. Now, it depends on the hotness of the person and/or whether they’re annoying if the people directly behind them are super pissed or not. Hotness trumps discourtesy. But, hotness plus super annoying is a push with rude, so I can’t tell you what’s going to happen in this particular scenario on this particular The Chat and Cut T Shirt.

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Love this wordplay-imageplay with the Pterodactyl. That was truly a special bird back in the early days. And, of course, Pterodactyl’s evolved into today’s birds. And finally this shirt also touches on the fact that this Pterodactyl got up god-awful early on Black Friday, and queued up at Kohl’s by 4 AM and scored on some of the best clothing deals you will ever find.

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Fire, Water and Grass. I’m going to be very transparent in this post. I don’t have a frickin’ clue about Pokemon. That looks like a leaf in green there on this Pokemon Elements T Shirt, but I don’t see leaf as an Element in the Pokemon references I’ve been studying for the last 13 hours. Apparently each Pokemon is associated with an element or possesses an element. For example, Charmander has fire. Squirtle possesses water. And Bulbasaur is associated with the grass element. Now that you’ve been totally schooled in the ways of Pokemon, you should probably own this sweet looking shirt. It’s for your own good.

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Fontasaurus T Shirt

by on October 5, 2011

I didn’t get this for about 6 months. I finally meditated on it and discovered it’s a font dinosaur. Get it. Special lettering makes up the animal. If you just palmed your forehead and smiled, then you very much need to own the Fontasaurus T Shirt. And, I was just kidding about the 6 months. This thing has only been available for like 6 minutes, and you’re totally lucky you stumbled upon this blog post, so you can be the first in your village to own this thing.

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This is the thing right here. Dumbledore Gandalf wasn’t pure as the newly driven snow. He had some shit in his closet and I bet that, yes, he was a beast in the sack ’til his dying day. He had charisma and vim and vigor, and I think along with keeping tip top with his magic, he kept himself in shape, so he definitely didn’t need the pills a lot of the older male generation depends on to get it up.

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Rocko’s Modern Life was an animated series that aired from 1993-1996. If you don’t know about it, learn some more about it right here on the Wikipedia page.  Then, after you become completely enamored with the story of the animated series, and how it sort of was the transgendered parent of Spongebob Squarepants then you’ll be hot for this Conglom-o We Own You T Shirt, because it was a hilarious tagline for the evil corporation.

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