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america fuck yeah t shirt America Fuck Yeah T Shirt

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This is a reference to the awesome puppet movie the South Park dude’s put out: Team America. The go to phrase in the gritty theme song was America Fuck Yeah, because America is awesome. There are a lot of people that would enjoy that movie that never saw. It didn’t get distribution because I think it was bordering on being rated NC-17. Kind of ridiculous since it was a puppet movie. Of course, there was that puppet sex scene.

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bipolar t shirt Bipolar T Shirt from Better Than Pants

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This is a great design. Ha ha. Very funny. What a world. What an age. We now proudly wear our diagnosis, our mental issues, our disease on our chests. Back in the day, this kind of condition would be covered up and the sufferer would be put in the back room when the episodes started to flare up. If it got bad there was always the nut house and shock treatment.

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me beating you bracket t shirt Me Beating You T Shirt from Better Than Pants

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This gets a little dark when you just look at the name of the shirt. I don’t take it that way. Like black eyes and bruises up and down the arms. I’m thinking more…I’m better than you and if you don’t believe that this bracket proves it. I’m a big NCAA tournament bracket guy so this design from Better Than Pants really speaks to me on that level.

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zombie evolution t shirt Zombie Evolution T Shirt from Better Than Pants

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Like this one. Evolution from monkey to cave man to work in an office 9-5 man to dead to resurrected as the undead. Very simple concept but I haven’t seen it before. Packs a humor punch. What will be interesting is the next step in the evolution. Humans that live today probably will not be able to conceptualize that because we’re already projecting the zombie thing. Knowing too much will be overwhelming, but people have called me a prophet on occassion so I’m going to tell you what I think is next after zombie.

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do you have irish in you would you like some tshirt1 e1267400340454 Do You Have a Little Irish in You Would You Like Some T Shirt from Better Than Pantsbuy now button yellow Do You Have a Little Irish in You Would You Like Some T Shirt from Better Than PantsAnother offensive shirt you can wear on St. Patty’s Day. This Do You Have a Little Irish in You? Would You Like Some T Shirt is saying that if you answer that you don’t have any Irish in you, then maybe you would little like to have some Irish in the form of sexual relations in you. Racy. I know. But, again, some of the offensiveness is mitigated by the fact that there’s a cute leprechaun offering up a four leaf clover.

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blow me im irish tshirt e1267400500134 Blow Me Im Irish T Shirt from Better Than Pantsbuy now button yellow Blow Me Im Irish T Shirt from Better Than PantsHey, nothing like an offensive St. Paddy’s Day T Shirt. Right? I mean if you’re going out late at night on the special day and you’re in establishments with other adults, it probably isn’t a problem to wear this Blow Me I’m Irish T Shirt, especially since there’s a cute little smiley face in the four-leaf clover. That makes it none offensive even if you are basically asking anybody and everybody you pass to put their mouth on your penis.

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irish youd buy me a beer e1267400624958 Irish Youd Buy Me a Beer T Shirt from Better Than Pantsbuy now button yellow Irish Youd Buy Me a Beer T Shirt from Better Than PantsAnother nice little Saint Patrick’s Day garment. This one is another wordplay on the word Irish, which is really open to possibilities, when you use it as “I wish”. Throw some drinking wishes and all of a sudden you have yourself a funny tee like this Irish You’d Buy Me a Beer T Shirt.

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i dont exist santa t shirt I Dont Exist Santa T Shirt from Better Than Pantsbuy now button yellow I Dont Exist Santa T Shirt from Better Than PantsThis is a terrible shirt. How can the designer of this I Don’t Exist Santa T Shirt live with herself? What about the children? What kind of existential questions is this thing gonna bring up their impressionable minds that aren’t ready for such mortal struggle.

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50 percent off Better Than Pants Half Off Sale

For the rest of 2011, Better Than Pants is offering 50% off their entire catalog. So, instead of $19.98 for a shirt, you’ll pay $9.99. Plus, if you buy 5 shirts you get free shipping. This is a smoking deal, and Better Than Pants has a pretty good selection of funny tees, so take advantage now.

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ghosts boo foam finger t shirt Ghosts Boo Foam Fingers T Shirtbuy now button yellow Ghosts Boo Foam Fingers T ShirtIt gets a little confusing to be a sports fan as a ghost, when all you can really say is the derogatory statement toward the team. Maybe they just made a great play 82-yard touchdown run, 456 foot dinger in the bottom of the ninth. A scissor kick goal in extra time (can you tell I don’t know shit about soccer), and you, the ghost, is so excited that you have to exclaim something yet all that comes out is Booooo! Probably get your ass kicked, accept that people can’t really kick ghosts asses, because they’re immaterial beings. But, still, you want to explain that you’re a big fan and you enjoyed the play, but your vocab is limited.

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kissing the blarney stone tshirt1 Funny St. Patricks Day T shirts

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Unless, you’re traveling to Cork, Ireland to perform the sacred ritual of kissing the Blarney Stone you’ll need a funny tshirt specifically for St. Patrick’s Day.

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It’s not that you don’t want to go all out, but sometimes there comes a time in your life when the end of October rolls around and you’re short on time, money or inspiration to craft a worthy Halloween costume.

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