Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.


Get this Shirt From Five Finger Tees

Here’s my hypothesis on where this t-shirt came from. You know how Oprah and other self-help gurus suggest maintaining a positive attitude. One way to do this is to be gracious…give thanks…keep a gratitude journal.

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Agent Panda T Shirt

by on January 12, 2013


Get this Shirt from Threadless

Love this shirt. There is at least one other design with a bear and sunglasses that I know of, and it’s super cool too. This one takes the same concept but goes panda instead of grizzly. I think it’s definitely a very fine addition to the world t-shirt design collection, and would look pretty excellent on you.

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You know how guys promise girls the moon in order to win their affection? Well, this kid is actually delivering, which is pretty impressive. That girl got herself the coolest guy on Earth. Look how he corralled the moon, road a horse, and got it to the lovely lady.

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Mouse Slayer T Shirt

by on January 11, 2013


Get This Tee From 6 Dollar Shirts

At first I though that was a yoyo being yoyoed by an absolute master, who can contort his hand while still controlling the yoyo. But upon closer inspection we have a cat body with a satan/rocker hand sign holding a computer mouse by the USB cord. Kind of creepy and kinda cool all at the same time.

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Get This Tee From 6 Dollar Shirts

Weird shirt right here. No other way to say it. Spoof of the California flag, except instead of a bear there’s a cat gingerly walking out of the litter box. Thus you have Catifornia. Was there some news about California having the most cats in the country or something? Where in the hell did this randomness come from?

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Get This Tee From Headline Shirts

This is super funny. A little different take on The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe. Not quite as hardcore. Leaves a bit of an out in case there’s some fun shit happening on Saturday night.

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Fishman T Shirt

by on January 5, 2013


Get This Shirt From Red Bubble

I don’t know if Fishman is a character in some sort of show or movie or game, but this portrait of him on this t-shirt is fabulous. A fish with a mohawk and bushy eyebrows carrying a bottle of moonshine. Very nice.

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Sloth T Shirt

by on January 2, 2013


Get this Shirt from theWAREHOUSE

Hey, check out this cute little dude hanging on to your shirt for dear life, but still happy about it. Think of all the conversations that will start because you have a fantastic little sloth featured on the front of your tee. I mean look at that smile. And those claws. Yowzer.

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Makin Bacon T Shirt

by on January 2, 2013


Get This Shirt from Snorg Tees

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve thought to myself, “I really need a t-shirt to wear tonight that features pigs humping. Well, I for one, will not be thinking that any more, because this design more than fulfills my needs. I mean in case the squares wonder why there are two pigs going at it on your shirt, you have the text that reads makin’ bacon, which more than explains what’s going on here without you having to say a word. Did you notice it rhymes too?

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Get This Shirt from Snorg Tees

That’s a dinosaur and he existed at some point and then there was the Ice Age or as the pundits used to call it back in those times. Global cooling. What this shirt is saying is that we’re fucked and are poised to go the way of Atlantis. Goodbye oh cruel world.

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Bear Hug T Shirt

by on December 30, 2012


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I’m not sure the kids are totally feeling the enveloping love of the big bear, ‘cuz maybe they saw what he did to the last three kids or maybe he’s not a very good modulator of pressure, which has to be just right in order to keep them in the air but not crushed.

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Stinker T Shirt

by on December 28, 2012


Get This Tee From 6 Dollar Shirts

It’s a skunk with a gas mask, because he finally figured out that everytime he did that nervous protective spray it smelled like holy hell. This is always the biggest step…to recognize you have a problem…so congrats to mister skunky for taking action. Of course, somewhere down the line he may to think of others, because he’s still leaving a wake of destroyed olfactory senses.

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