
Get This Shirt From Petrified Panda
This is like the flagship design from Petrified Panda, because, well, it’s a petrified panda. I like the theme they’re working with. You see all the cutesy animal stuff all over the Internet, so it’s about time a shirt shop focused on animals that are petrified, because, honestly, in this crazy food chain world there is a lot of scared animals mulling about.
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It’s wordplay. Come and get it. Plus, it calls out one of the most popular shows on television: Dr. Who. It’s sort of inexplicable that that program has lasted like 97 years, and still enjoys such a following, but it figured out some sort of magic formula that really appeals to an ever-growing nerd populace.
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It’s a panda with a mohawk. This is the type of rebellion that bubbles up when the animal is placed in captivity and told to mate with another panda for all to see. It’s degrading and causes one to seek outward expression that doesn’t involve panda PDS (public displays of sex). It’s a spiteful double whammy aimed at the captors, and it happens to look super cool as well.
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This is the perfect name for this design. This is not your average bear snooping around a campsite. This is the bear that eats great explorers, fights sharks in the ocean, and belly flops in the icy river water to snag the salmon. This is a bad ass bear. And with every bad ass bear, you have to thing there are colorful geometric shapes just sparking out of their auras.
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Get This Shirt from Fervor Clothing
This is spectacular. The THICK gold chain. The tie dye. The greenery. And the giraffe reaching for the stars. That giraffe has big dreams and he’s going for them, and you have to respect that because there’s a high degree of difficulty and a significant potential for failure. It takes some cojones to set a big goal, let the world know about it, and chase it.
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Get This Shirt from Tshirt Hell
What is that? A faun? A Satyr? Minotaur? Nah, you crazy…that’s a Centaur. Half Man. Half horse. Known for their lustfulness and drunkeness. And, of course, the original hybrid. Forget the gas and electric combo. That Prius is sissy. These Centaurs are serious beasts that will steal your woman and drink your wine. Beware.
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Get this Tee From 6 Dollar Shirts
This is the logo on the barrels of methylamine in the television program Breaking Bad. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? If you ask me that bee with the kanji character and the ominous tracking number is just an incredibly sweet design all by itself. But, when you add the weight of the best show on TV, well, this tee becomes undeniable.
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Ah, that’s cute. They may stink to high heaven, but they love each other so it doesn’t matter. Actually, my guess is that the skunk spray smells okay to skunks. I wonder if that’s true. Now, I’m picturing a skunk spraying and running, so as to not get that nasty scent stuck on his fur. I mean, tomato juice is not easily accessible when you’re a skunk.
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This is a creepy design. Not creepy as in a 42-year-old pocked-marked drooler hitting on your little sister in the subway, but creepy like that is so absurd that it makes me uncomfortable, and I have a pretty high tolerance for the weird, so think how uneasy the people around me will be when I’m wearing it. Gotta have it…creepy.
Actually, that billy goat likes like he was born to wear the viking helmet. He looks good. Dignified.
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