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I feel like I’m in Las Vegas on Ecstasy when I look at this design. The disembodied elephant head exudes the love but there’s this faint, lingering neon light on the skin that I can’t quite shake. Or maybe it’s mescaline on the Serengeti. I gotta figure this out, but it might take 17 years and some hard living to do so.
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It’s a straight up believe in unicorns message on a soft t-shirt. Very cute. You can wear it with true belief in your heart. Or you can wear this one ironically with a big mustache, skinny jeans, and shit kicker boots. Your choice. One choice you don’t have is not getting the shirt. It works for everybody, so now that you’ve seen it, you must have it.
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As a scientist and experimenter, you have to have enough belief in yourself and your ideas/hypotheses to push through failures until you figure out what you’re looking to discover. In fact, many of the most successful inventors and discoverers don’t call them failures. They call them one more step toward the goal.
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I really like this design. That owl looks like he should be on canvas hung in an airport (with a sophisticated curator) in the Southwest United States. The art just pops of the shirt, and that owl looks like he’s super cool under pressure. This will transmogrify the wearer. They will accomplish great things. Guaranteed or your money back. See very small print for details.
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Great mashup of Halo and Hello Kitty. That little kitty has the ubiquitous gold-tinged helmet made so famous by one of the hottest games on the planet. Love the way this is incorporated in the shape of a kitty head. The design is complete with this bow.
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Fold this way. Crease that. Fold the other way. Then shake your hands real fast and voila…it’s an origami dragon. Yes! It’s so easy. Anybody can do it. If you can’t make this with these perfect instructions, uh, I’m not sure what to tell you. Probably should get out of the business of pretending you’re into arts and crafts. Get back on that iPhone. Texting, tweeting, and watching vids is probably more your speed.
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This is a weird thing to wear around. A t-shirt with a Lost Cat sign that you would post on a telephone pole as you’re sniffling and thinking the worst about the fate of Mittens. But, then, there’s a little whammy. It’s a tiger, and basically you’re trying to get small children to die at the zoo, checking the tiger’s tag.
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Sometimes as a dog owner you just don’t feel like taking your canine buddy for yet another walk. You have to bring a couple of bags, in she shits on your neighbors lawn. It’s possible you have your back wrenched as she lunges for a mocking squirrel. And, then, of course, if you walk by another dog you may have to try and explain why she went berserk and tried to bite off his testicles.
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