Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

Khaleesi T Shirt

by on February 12, 2013


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Gotta hatch ’em all. Khaleesi is the hot blonde in Game of Thrones. The dragon mother in fact. And you also have one of those Mario Kart turtle bomb grenade thingies that are always so difficult when you’re in the lead.

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Neon Elephant T Shirt

by on February 12, 2013


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I feel like I’m in Las Vegas on Ecstasy when I look at this design. The disembodied elephant head exudes the love but there’s this faint, lingering neon light on the skin that I can’t quite shake. Or maybe it’s mescaline on the Serengeti. I gotta figure this out, but it might take 17 years and some hard living to do so.

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Get this Shirt from Snorg Tees

It’s a straight up believe in unicorns message on a soft t-shirt. Very cute. You can wear it with true belief in your heart. Or you can wear this one ironically with a big mustache, skinny jeans, and shit kicker boots. Your choice. One choice you don’t have is not getting the shirt. It works for everybody, so now that you’ve seen it, you must have it.

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Get This Shirt from Snorg Tees

As a scientist and experimenter, you have to have enough belief in yourself and your ideas/hypotheses to push through failures until you figure out what you’re looking to discover. In fact, many of the most successful inventors and discoverers don’t call them failures. They call them one more step toward the goal.

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Zebrart T Shirt

by on February 10, 2013


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In the world of t-shirts zebras don’t have to blend in with the grass on the Savannah, so why not go a little neon rainbow and give those cool stripes a little pizzazz. Like you’re on a black light acid trip and Willy Wonka’s shop.

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Art Deco Owl T Shirt

by on February 10, 2013


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I really like this design. That owl looks like he should be on canvas hung in an airport (with a sophisticated curator) in the Southwest United States. The art just pops of the shirt, and that owl looks like he’s super cool under pressure. This will transmogrify the wearer. They will accomplish great things. Guaranteed or your money back. See very small print for details.

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Brush War T Shirt

by on February 10, 2013


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Love the red and white design with the paint brush seemingly guided by mystical powers, producing hissing snakes ready to turn on each other, or eat your face if you happen to disturb them.

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This is a dude from some sort of Ricky Gervais show. Named Karl Pilkington. He’s supposed to be really stupid? Is this dude just putting on the daffy doofus shit? Is there a show called An Idiot Abroad?

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Halo Kitty T Shirt

by on February 9, 2013


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Great mashup of Halo and Hello Kitty. That little kitty has the ubiquitous gold-tinged helmet made so famous by one of the hottest games on the planet. Love the way this is incorporated in the shape of a kitty head. The design is complete with this bow.

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Dragon Origami T Shirt

by on February 6, 2013


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Fold this way. Crease that. Fold the other way. Then shake your hands real fast and voila…it’s an origami dragon. Yes! It’s so easy. Anybody can do it. If you can’t make this with these perfect instructions, uh, I’m not sure what to tell you. Probably should get out of the business of pretending you’re into arts and crafts. Get back on that iPhone. Texting, tweeting, and watching vids is probably more your speed.

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Lost Cat Tiger T Shirt

by on February 6, 2013


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This is a weird thing to wear around. A t-shirt with a Lost Cat sign that you would post on a telephone pole as you’re sniffling and thinking the worst about the fate of Mittens. But, then, there’s a little whammy. It’s a tiger, and basically you’re trying to get small children to die at the zoo, checking the tiger’s tag.

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Sometimes as a dog owner you just don’t feel like taking your canine buddy for yet another walk. You have to bring a couple of bags, in she shits on your neighbors lawn. It’s possible you have your back wrenched as she lunges for a mocking squirrel. And, then, of course, if you walk by another dog you may have to try and explain why she went berserk and tried to bite off his testicles.

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