Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

That’s one upset sheep. Who cares what she’s wearing, the sheep did not have it coming. She was very clear how far this thing could go. Yeah, there was some binging on tequila shots, but still… Now, you have the translation, so you’ll know exactly what’s what when it comes to being with your favorite sheep.

Read more on Baaaaaa Means Nooooo! T shirt…

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That boy scout is getting whatfor from that mama bear, because he didn’t head rule #1. Bears are dangerous. Do not feed them. Keep away from them. He went up there and was trying to be friendly with cubs, offering a few Chicken in a Biskit Snack Crackers and all of a sudden mama bear comes out all pissed, ‘cuz she doesn’t think those crackers are very natural or good for her kid cubs and happy-go-lucky boy scout is run off.

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When it comes right down to it, I’m very uncomfortable when I’m not Wired into the Web. The online world could woosh right on by as I’m doing something stupid like petting a dolphin, hanging out with my kids, suffering through a bowel movement, bicycling on a nature trail or weeding in the garden.

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Chicken Moo T Shirt

by on September 16, 2008

Another one of those cognitive dissonance vehicles. You see chicken, you hear moo, you don’t know your ass from a sow in heat. Humor comes tumbling after and the farmer calls the feds for an investigation.

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Not much more to say here other than you just discovered the simple KEY TO LIFE. Koala is putting the finishing touches on this deal and it’s good…real good. Talkin’ taking care of the family for generations to come.

Read more on Synergy Koala Business T Shirt…

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Platypus of Death T Shirt

by on September 14, 2008

When it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go. And it don’t matter if it’s the grim reaper or a cloaked carton of Moo shu Gai Pan or a the platypus of death. You’re still gettin’ taken out. No joke. No negotiation.

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Imposter Mouse Tshirt

by on September 6, 2008

The best part of this tshirt is the mouse finger pointing at the plastic mouse imposter.

Who’s eating the cheese? Who’s chewing holes in the wall? Who’s making grandma move quicker than she has in years, jumping on the dining room table after seeing the real deal mouse scurry along the floor boards.

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See. Here’s why this is funny. That’s a pinata and anybody that’s been to a 5–12 year-old’s birthday party in the last 20 years, knows that pinatas are very often involved. Hit the pinata blind folded. Eventually, the thing breaks open and there you go: candy.

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This is a very informative shirt. And stylish too. It’s always good reference for the important questions in life and arms-length away, and this lovely depiction of all the cranes you need to know can be right on your body at all times (especially if you don’t mind wearing really smelly clothes or buying seven as these tshirts and putting them in rotation).

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This isn’t really a definitive answer, but certainly something to base a well-constructed hypothesis on. The egg thinks he did.

Unfortunately, this took me awhile to get. I’m slow like that. Or probably I’m just really naive. Anyway, if you have some time to sit down and discuss with people puzzled over the meaning of your shirt, this is a terrific conversation starter. Of course, you’ll need to be comfortable discussing the Oedipus complex, because if you really think about it…

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Rhett beaver is droppin’ the bomb with a ton of composure. There are going to be some Scarlett beaver tears tonight. You know what’s weird is that the Scarlett beaver tail is pretty close to the flange winging off the back of Vivien Leigh’s dress in the movie.

Read more on Beaver Gone With The Wind Frankly, My Dear…I Don’t Give a Dam T Shirt…

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Insurgent Chicken TshirtThis chicken has obviously been brain washed. To think that there will be 40 virgin roosters waiting for her in paradise just seems ludicrous. From this angle the farmer doesn’t look like devil spawn, but you never know what evil lurks in the heart of man. This chicken may have every right to blow Mr. Farmer to bits. Who am I to judge? I wonder if the chicken has to, like, run real fast at the farmer and collide in order to trigger the explosive. The logistics, I’m sure, are pretty tricky.

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