Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

big-dead-bug-wasp-tshirtThe wasp is dead. Can’t say that I’m sad. I still remember the time down by the creek, when I brushed up against a bush, the wasp dropped down on my head and stung me. That was so damn painful, I’ve always wanted to kill every wasp and smash every nest I’ve seen.

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pistols-for-pandas-tshirtI almost forgot about HomeStarRunner until some dude at work reminded me of the total hilarity. You’ll probably need to hit up the HSR store for some real fine goods, including this lovely Pistols For Pandas shirt.

When it comes time decide what charity to give my hard-earned cash I live to follow a few rules in sorting through the thousands of options for philanthropy:

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loch-ness-imposter-tshirtMystery solved. All those sightings in Scotland are really just the result of a well thought out prank by an octopus. I love the smirk on his face, because you know he reads the clippings and that his work has become famous.

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Anthill Trap Tshirt

by on December 29, 2008

anthill-trap-tshirtSome serious planning went in to this rouse by the anteater. I mean the believable sign, the digging where spy ants couldn’t see you, coordination with a anteater friend to cover you up except for the vaccuum hose mouth. It’s a beautiful thing when a plan comes together and this one is just about ready to pay off.

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Hypotamoose Tshirt

by on December 26, 2008

hypotamoose-tshirtStraight from the wiki wiki whackopedia: A hypotenuse is the longest side of a right triangle, the side opposite the right angle.

Thus, a hypotamoose is the moose on the opposite of the right angle on the longest side of the right triangle. So, really the deal is whenever you mix moose and math you have a very high level piece of tshirt humor. What’s not to love about that marvelous combo.

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Jelly Fish Balloons Tshirt

by on December 21, 2008

jelly-fish-balloons-tshirtThis tshirt offers double goodness. Funniness and a very eye-pleasing design. I’ve always been scared of jellyfish, since I was a kid and my friend was knocked out of ocean commission by a sting.

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photo-finish-whats-first-chicken-eggIt’s still inconclusive, which came first. You’d think with all this modern electronic equipment we could finally get to the bottom of this age old puzzler. But no…still can’t really tell, though the chicken does look a little further along, but that may because the chicken has that goofy head bob run and if the pic had been snapped a nanosecond early we may have seen the egg touching the line and the fowl on the back swing.

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Bling Bling Seagull tshirt

by on December 14, 2008

bling-bling-seagull-tshirtReally, this shouldn’t be a source of constant hilarity to me. Really, if I was decent, this would be a sad commentary on the environmental crisis we’re up against. It may be convenient, it may have been the next big thing in The Graduate, but plastics are really nasty.

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Hey, words to live by, but on the other hand this design is pretty damn cool and it wouldn’t be so if it was a straight up Raleigh three speed. Mixed messages here, but if you’re into catalyzing conversation, this is the tshirt for you. Some will come in with the convoluted is disagreeable, where others will say intricate detail makes life rich.

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Celebrate the season. Give thanks. Be with friends and family. Eat well. Drink well. Throw the football around in the snow. Play Sorry or Monopoly.

And, by all means, eat pumpkin pie and draw turkeys on construction paper with the outline of your hand. That, my friends, is a perfect Thanksgiving. Go and do likewise.

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You know, people don’t talk about this enough. People are really getting hurt out there with this. This is a very intense sport and people do get hurt. I think Obama should probably step in on January 20 and make this one of his top priorities, suggesting some sort of legislation, mandate or law that protects the innocent fantasy football newbies that don’t know what they’re getting into and the older players that maybe are just naturally breaking down from over use.

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This tee has 2 things every great shirt needs:

1. Simple statement of cosmic fact.
2. Picture of a  boomerang with a kangaroo on it.

Basically you know you can’t lose with this tshirt. Wear it and you’re a winner. Plus, you’ll seem really deep because you’ll be wearing the basic tenants of karma, which is really spiritual.

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