Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

Apparently there was controversy about this tshirt. And, now maybe it’s exponential since Nerdy Shirts has now decided to replicate the shirt worn in by actor James Franco in the movie, Pineapple Express. The shark eating the kitty motif seems to have already been done by the people over at WOWCH.

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One of the most beautiful constellations in the sky and one of the most storied groupings of stars ever. You see homing pigeons can see stars during the day. Bet you didn’t know that. Well, long story short, when the keeper of a pigeon writes a message on a gum wrapper and rubber bands it to the pigeons leg, you can be sure that pigeons pissed, but the problem is pigeons have low self esteem for being considered flying rats, when really their just another version of the dove that alighted on John the Baptist’s shoulder. Yeah, we’re talking Jesus here. The son of God, so really that’s how screwed up this world is that basically birds that are the son of God are made to feel bad about themselves.

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I totally agree with the shirt. You never want to pay Cash on Delivery, because that’s weird. What are you going to give the UPS man money? Your postal carrier? What? COD is a terrible concept. Especially when you are buying fish heads to make broth with.

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I like the ten speed. I like the big apeish creature. This is a beautiful simple shirt and it’s awesome. Am I right? Am I right here? This is how Big Foot evades capture and even clear photography. He’s on the move fast on the bicycle. He’s got incredible leg strength and can really move the two wheels. Probably even faster than the fastest dudes in the peloton, which reminds me…I love bicycle race crashes. I could watch them for six hours straight. I’m generally not an evil person. I generally don’t wish people ill will, especially those that choose to spend their time competing in a sport that keeps them physically fit, but when they’re in a tight pack and someone goes down, then they all start going down, I get a little giddy. Maybe I’m sharing too much. Maybe too much of my darkness has now clouded over this site. But, there’s something to be said for honesty. I especially love them when there’s a premature celebration.

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Moon Flamingo T Shirt

by on March 15, 2010

You know the astronauts are getting comfy up on the moon when they start adding the neighborhood kitsch to the yard. The pink flamingo on the front lawn is the cherry on top to a settled domicile. This is exactly why I think there are communities on the moon right now.  You saw Moon with Sam Rockwell. That’s sci-fi and it was only an energy harvesting station, but take that a little further and you have little bungalos, lawn, picket fences, secret dalliances between neighboring parents, and dogs shitting on the petunia patch. Very happy little American Moon Dream.

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I have no idea what is going on here. Some kind of rodent, squirrel or chipmunk, with an Indian headdress and a ruff collar.

I do think this ukulele playing lesbian was at least a quarter of the inspiration for this whack (in a good way) design.

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Bat and Robin Tshirt

by on March 8, 2010

This is a tremendous shirt, especially because these two fliers have yellow utility belts. And let’s not overlook the red-breasted robin’s mask. Terrific. Now you know, that bad is really sacrificing as he aids the community with important crime fighting, because it looks like a nice sunny day, and bats are usually upside down in the rafters or in a tree during the day. This nocturnal hero is trying to keep it up, though you can see the strain of lack of sleep on his face.

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Night Owl Tee Shirt

by on March 5, 2010

Nothing says sophisticated night life like a snifter of brandy, an ascot and an owl. There is heavy, dense conversation happening in a room with first edition books, cigar and pipe smoke, a warm fire, and a koala bear skin rug.

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Penguin Tuxedo Tshirt

by on February 19, 2010

This is just certainly precious and a combination of two tried and true comic props of golden goodness. Penguins are funny with their waddle, short wing flippers, coloring, and roundness. Little weeble wobbles. This is why all those penguin movies are so popular. They’re adorably cute. Hell, I laughed when they were dying in that March of the Penguins with the Morgan Freeman voiceover. That’s how powerfully funny they are for me.

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Snakes on a Plane Tshirt

by on February 7, 2010

Love the math humor, of course. Love the wordplay on the name of a movie. Love the two different vicious snakes that look like they’re dis-engorging forked rubberbands. Watch out for the cobra and the rattler! The collection of the B movie pop culture and the math always produces a humor explosion that shoots straight to your gut.

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There are a lot of things to like about this shirt that is making a statement about nuclear war and the only things that will survive: the cockroach and the chemical additive Twinkie. Well, it’s sort of an obvious premise and every tshirt retailer worth its salt (what the hell does that mean) will offer a roach-twinkie party shirt. It’s in the execution, where this shirt stands out big time and forces my hand to type the following words: you must buy this See You in Hell Twinkie and Cockroach T-shirt.

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Think about being a monkey shot up into space. Pretty fuckin’ crazy experience. You get pulled from your jungle lair, where you’re used to scratchin’ your ass, climbing trees, throwing mangoes at unsuspecting Pygmie tribes, picking fleas from your lovers hair coat, and swinging from branch to branch. No clothes. Free. Relaxed. Happy. Bam.

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