Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

I want to know what type of person is so fixated on elephants that they would agree with this fine little wordplay. Then, I want to know how they got so interested in elephants in the first place. What is it that makes you go over the edge and love a particular species.

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When I think of hedgehogs I think of two things: the instant business literature classic Good to Great by Jim Collins where the hedgehog is a metaphor for something important for all you corporate powerbrokers , and Sonic the Hedgehog of course.

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Apparently when you really think something is delicious you say Nom Nom Nom. From the image on the tshirt, the dinosaurs in the Jurassic period really went to town eating cotton candy trees. Awesome.

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Horses need love from their masters. You know this. I know this. We all know this. It’s not an option. Luckily, for the horse on this picture, who had thought all love was lost, the girl came to his aid and gave him some nice nuzzle love. Simply beautiful story and one that I would proudly where on my chest. Would you?

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Morrissey would not appreciate the variation on his vegetarian theme…at all. Yes, it’s clever. Yes, meat really is delicious. And, yes, that prancing bull with the huge chest and waif waist is kind of disconcerting in a funny way, but Morrissey would not approve.

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If you really want to feel like the world is OK, that the children will be alright, that the environment will clear itself up, and that you’ll be happy again. Take a look at this innocent little picture.

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Clever yes. I could never get more than two sides solved on those damn cubes of color. But, let’s talk claw dexterity. You hear rumors of elephants being able to shell peanuts with their trunk, which is impressive from a relative size standpoint, but the dinosaur is about 13 times bigger than an elephant, so the fact that she can manipulate the Rubik’s Cube to even show how clever she is is quite remarkable. Don’t you think?

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That isn’t one of those remote control boats or ships in a bottle. That’s the real thing with dozens of hands that can be called on deck, a captain, a sloppy cook, two stowaway fey 18-year-old poets, and nine hookers. This is not a toy, and just look at what that manatee has done. It is so big that when it surfaced, it shook loose the 17th green at Augusta and that ship ran aground right on top of it.

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This is most certainly true. I can’t agree more. I know from personal experience that I’m a much better person when I’m wearing a nice, full moustache on my person. Now, you look at this shirt and you start to really see the power of the ‘stache. I mean it’s versatile. Look at all the different styles: big and bushy, thin and whispy, heartily waxed and shaped and everything in between. It’s miraculous. Not to mention the wide assortment of things these moustaches are making better. Look at the range. Spatula, perfume, stapler, kitty, toilet paper roll, to go coffee, and an alarm clock. And this by no means covers it. Virtually anything is improved with the moustache.

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Happy Mother’s Day! In honor of mother’s day, I give you a shirt about vegetables, because that’s always a common subject with the moms of the world. Eat your peas. Eat those brussels sprouts. Eat your salad. That broccoli better be gone by the time I get back from this meeting with my pimp. It’s non-stop, day and night, bitch and moan about eating the vegetables. God, no wonder everybody is so relived to get out of the house and be on their own, where an endless supply of pizza, beer, and skanks awaits. Not a veggie to be seen.

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It’s about time these zoo animals that escape are put through due process, rather than getting off scott free because they’re “wild beasts” and can’t help mauling the people around them. Same thing as the insanity plea. Pretty much anybody that kills someone in cold blood is “insane” at the time of the murder. You have to be to pull something like that off.

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Even though on the surface you may look like you’re dressing to go to a fish fry, in reality you’re making a savvy move to attract the ladies on a subconscious level. This shirt totally throws off a very strong masculine vibe and even the most strong women will find themselves strangely compelled to chat with you. To eye your every move with sideways glances. To feel their pulse in their neck on the sly.

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