Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.
This is really funny. Forget unicorns crapping Skittles or envying Pegasuses, let’s talk about how one little piece of corn is a unicorn, so what’s the big deal.
Actually, Snorg Tees says it best in their little shirt description:
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I have my own personal vendetta against mosquitoes. They ruin good summer times in the great outdoors. They make people spray toxic chemicals on their bodies. And they make you itch. But, I guess the whole thing where people are dying of a disease that mosquitoes spread is also a pretty good reason not to like them. Busted Tees has joined in this charitable fund to stop the spread and as you can see Elizabeth Banks is on the good deeds.
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This Praying Mantis refuses to bow his head, refuses to follow along with the customs like a sheep like all the other others. This one is an individual, standing upright, head held high, arms crossed, not gonna be forced to pray like all the other sucker brethren he interacts with everyday.
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Classic scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The rabble has found themselves a nubile, young, pretty girl (should have been a shirt model) and decided she was a witch, but Sir Arthur stops them from burning her, until they’ve applied science and reason to the proceedings. Back in the day this was pretty sophisticated thinking comparing a human to wood and ducks and floating. The ended up determining she was a witch, but at least she got a fair shake.
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This is the point where they’ve taken it too far. We can live in a world where the world’s largest land roaming mammal doesn’t forget shit. That’s cool. Photographic memory in that big elephant beast is fine. Yay, they remember that baobab tree from last time they were in the neighborhood. But, now this information about not forgiving. That ain’t good. I mean, who knows what sticks in their craw and what they seek revenge for: false imprisonment.
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Awesome as a generic expression of “I heard you, and it sounds good,” isn’t bad. Cool. Sweet. Nice. Right on. Word. And weasel groin also work for this linguistic purpose. Trouble is shit gets crusty and you need to spice it up, especially if someone keeps droning on and on and you don’t want to hurt their feelings, and you want to encourage them to share, because that makes them feel better and you don’t have a psycho on your hands, so…
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You can’t really see all the cuts of the pig on this diagram but you will when you go out to your porch, pick up the box and slowly, with great anticipation, open up the lovely package. You will see the baby back rips, pork chops, and tenderloin on the top of the pig. And, the ham, kielbasa, hot dogs, bacon, sausage, roast, shoulder, spare ribs, and more. This shirt is chock full of good meat information, and let’s not forget the humor.
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The whole premise of this tshirt is completely and absolutely wrong. Why, you must be asking yourself with great concern. Because those that really know, will tell you that this freak of nature coupling of the squirrel and the pigeon came from an organic copulation session. There was no science involved whatsoever. No test tubes, no needles, no lab coats, or hot Swedish chicks with cleavage. Just good ol’ interspecies bump bump.
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That’s a very delish snack. Raisins, celery, and peanut butter. Of course, I could get all snobby and say it’s gotta be local, in season, organic celery, flame raisins, and almond butter instead of the moldy ass peanut butter, but that would deflate the childlike fun bubble that’s been blown just seeing a homemade snack on a tshirt. So, I won’t get all foodie asshole on you, but really, you should be eating the organic shit.
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Very simple concept with exceptional results. One, that bear, deer, beer animal is cool looking on the shirt. Two, you think this is one of those misdirection shirts like when they have a picture of a toilet with the word garden underneath it, or perhaps the flag of Austria with the word Sudan under it. But, on second glance, this is not that. This is one of those combine two words and get another word, except the totally awesome part is you get a well-known beloved word…beer.
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This is just one of those PSA “Slow your roll” tshirts that we all need to see and digest at times. Always good to have reminders to keep the speed down, to stop texting while driving, and, of course, to avoid the red turtle shells that sort of look like granades…at least in Mario Kart they do. Many believe the red turtle shells are the most wicked weapons in the history of video games.
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Talk about a mind tweak. This is like a triple pronged whammy. Your eyes see giraffe. Your memory ears hear cow, but you smell goat. Trippy! It’s been a while since I did one of these misdirection t-shirts. Always had a soft spot for them. Rarely, do you get a specimen like this doing the triumvirate, triple lutz, tri-city area work.
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