Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

Koala’d T Shirt

by on February 22, 2013

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What a gaudy amazing image. A giant koala scaling the Eiffel Tower and snapping off the top with little regard for the architectural significance. Furthermore, there’s like an aurora borealis in the background, which just increases the epicness. You have to be a pretty dynamic person to wear this type of shirt. I’m just warning you. If you have what it takes, then by all means get this one. It will take your awesomeness to the next level.

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Ozzy Woz Here T Shirt

by on February 21, 2013

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Get This Tee From 6 Dollar Shirts

Get it? The dude used to bite the heads off of bats during his live shows, when he was trying to perpetrate that Satanic shtick  This was after the amazing band Black Sabbath, when he went solo….Barking at the Moon. I’m guessing this happened once and it was a fake bat, but who am I to say. I was scared of those records when my classmates played them, because I thought I was giving the devil a foothold into my soul.

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Shark Chart T Shirt

by on February 21, 2013

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Get This Tee from 6 Dollar Shirts

If you slept through Shark Week in biology class and Shark Week for the last 13 years on the Discovery Channel, then you probably need a refresher on the different types of sharks, which is what this fine tee design provides. Notice the amazing size variation, giving you a better understanding of the relative differences in the sharks’ mass.

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Hello Grumpy T Shirt

by on February 19, 2013

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It’s Grumpy Kitty done up like Hello Kitty. This is epic cuteness. Hooray! It’s a cat meme mashed up with an iconic cat. Basically, this tee may melt the Internet. I do like those dark bags around the eyes and the frown. Really does give you the impression that the cat is not happy.

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When Pigs Fly T Shirt

by on February 18, 2013

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(or with vowels…Glamour Kills)

You hear the phrase on occasion  When Pigs Fly, and usually it’s the thing the crushes your dreams. You will not get top billing in that amazing production, unless pigs fly. You won’t get the Charger from your parents, because your dad said you’ll get that car when pigs fly. You won’t be able to kiss Bobby at the dance, because he’ll only go when pigs fly.

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Italian Stallion T Shirt

by on February 16, 2013

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Love this one, except that I try to stay away from irony as much as possible, because if I let myself get too deep into it, I would probably turn into an over-the-hill hipster douche bag, which would be pretty awful. A 42-year-old man in skinny jeans is not a sight anybody should behold. And those damn glasses frames. Ugh.

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Based Snail T Shirt

by on February 16, 2013

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I like this lo-fi design with the head of Lil B (aka the Based God, aka Brandon McCartney) on the body of a cartoon snail. It’s the Photoshop work of a 5th grader, which makes it super awesome. It gives it that Based feeling, and the randomness of the snail adds a touch of hallucination.

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Foxy T Shirt

by on February 15, 2013

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This one goes out to all you foxy ladies out there. What a awesome orange shirt with a beautiful fox. I love orange shirts, but when you add a really cool design, like the fox with the whispy tail, dark paws, white face, then you truly have a winner. Wear this tee and I will respect you forever.

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fake-panda-t-shirt

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These cute little girls are holding up some branches with leaves on the end to create the illusion of a panda. They are also standing in a Flinstones like boat where their legs stick out of the bottom. The boat is also shaped like some wild creature. Not sure who they’re trying to attract or scare with their exquisite panda illusion, but I’m sure it will work.
Design by Roberto Galvez.

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squid-whale-t-shirt

Get this Tee From 6 Dollar Shirts

It’s a movie by Noah Baumbach (actually I think that was The Squid and The Whale, but that’s close enough), and a classic scene in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne. And, now, of course, it’s only appropriate that the epic fight of two massive ocean creatures ends up on a t-shirt. Wouldn’t you like to be hanging out in your swimming trunks with a visor on, sitting in a old school lawn chair with replacement webbing, watching this battle way down in the dark, cold, mysterious depths of the Indian Ocean?

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Year of the Snake T Shirt

by on February 14, 2013

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Get this Tee from 6 Dollar Shirts

Is it really the Year of the Snake on the Chinese calendar. As you can see here, with much diligent research, I have found the answer and it is “yes.” 2013 is the year of the snake, so wearing this shirt will bring you good luck, great fortune, and hot babes.

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General Catton T Shirt

by on February 13, 2013

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Not sure what George C. Scott would say about all of this, but I do know that he’s more General Patton than the actual General Patton, after his amazing acting performance. So, if anyone would really have a problem it would be Mr. Scott or perhaps the Patton estate.

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