Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

Shark Chum Guzzler T Shirt

by on September 21, 2011

Is this a veiled sexual reference? Are we really talking about a cum guzzler, but then making it suitable for wearing in public, even if a child were to happen by. On the one hand, that’s nice to think of the children. On the other hand, why are you announcing to the world that you chug semen? Of course, I’m 40-years-old and live in my mother’s basement, so what do I know about how the world works. Maybe this is step 1A in the definitive courtship book

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A little fresh meat at the top this week: Bat and Robin. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely adore my top traffic pages and best sellers, but I love to see some different shirts get some buzz. So, of course, horny little teenagers were checking out the meet the model pages, and I think all things are going to be hot from now ’til All Saints Day, so of funny group Halloween costumes are hoppin’.

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Thunder Cats T Shirt

by on September 13, 2011

This is what they call a mashup in the business. The Cats look and feel mixed with the Thunder Cats name. Of course, you’re a well-person and love both Broadway musicals and animated television programming from the 80s. That’s why this Thunder Cats T Shirt is straight up your alley (that’s like an outdoor “Cat” reference). Busted Tees showing a lot of range here, and a bit of moxie, because, you know, what if there aren’t a lot of people that dig both pieces of entertainment. They may have niched themselves out of a profitable shirt.

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I’ve always liked the rhyming Zebra, but then again I’m a corny mofo, so if you feel differently about the poor creature than I do, then you should probably just go with your first instinct and buy this Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, I Hate Rhyming…Zebra T Shirt even though it totally proves that your heart is colder than a well digger’s ass.

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Alfitude Design is cooking some things up on the other side of the Atlantic that make me smile. They hand-print t-shirts and totes with some filthy gorgeous (thanks Scissor Sisters) designs that will be sure to make you feel at least 32% more desireable and awesome when you wear/carry them.

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Okay, I’m going to start cheating with this hot thing. Actually, I already have started because the top visited pages on my site are in the meet the model series. If I came on here every week and told you that the top pages were Ashley Pridgen, Lacey Buchanan, and Alice Fraasa, you’d get bored eventually.

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This sloth is hanging in that tree and moving slow and keepin’ it real. He’ll get where he needs to be. Could take 37 hours but that’s okay because he’s a sloth. For some reason I have a hard time comprehending that there are female sloths though I’m pretty sure they exist. I’m not going to do any background research to figure out for sure, but if I was a betting man, and I am, $50 says there are female sloths.

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This is the big four of mad scientists — chemical, radioactive, atomic, and biological. It’s good to feature the Mad Scientist Union T Shirt, because it’s Labor Day and we have to remember the working men and women, even mad scientists, who are potentially plotting the destruction of our planet. I mean who am I to pick and choose who I’m going to support and not support. If you’re in a union you’re supported. OKAY!

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Richard Pryor T Shirt

by on September 4, 2011

Richard Pryor was an awesome standup at least for a white hot period of time. Very influential to the comedy community, and if you’re into him, I don’t need to tell you why it would be a great idea to purchase this Richard Pryor T shirt. Okay, maybe just a few reasons:

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It looks to me like you have all the Angry Birds and Pigs in this Angry Birds Line Up T Shirt. You have the red face, black face, white face, blue face, yellow face, and green face birds and moustache, helmet, crown, and young plain green pigs. If you want a shirt that has all the characters, and why wouldn’t you, then this is the one.

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Is this a disguise that the pig wears in the game? Or is his real look? Or has the moustache been applied to the evil green pig just for this Pig Moustache Angry Birds T Shirt? I need to know these things, so if you know you have to share your knowledge. Help out the community of readers on this site that get all their pop culture information from my completely ignorant reviews of shirts.

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Why in the hell is that beer swimming in the ocean with a fake shark fin strapped to his back. Apparently, this happens a lot since there’s a yield sign warning passers-by that it’s quite possible that you could see a psychotic bear that likes to do a double whammy scariness on unsuspecting ocean revelers.

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