Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

Apparently, some squirrel ran across home plate during the Cardinals-Phillies series. The Cardinals happened to be down 0-2 in the series and down by 17 runs in the 9th inning in the “squirrel game,” but you could feel the momentum shift as the squirrel ran past the Phillies batter and into the stands. Amazing (I might have exagerrated slightly). That’s why if you’re a St. Louis Cardinals fan, you must own the Beware of the Rally Squirrel T Shirt.

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I Llike Llamas T Shirt

by on October 11, 2011

Solid little wordplay right here for sure. If you indeed do like llamas, then the I Llike Llamas T Shirt is going to be a no brainer purchase. They do have a bit of a stateliness that is attractive in a four-legged creature. Plus, they are called something with two lls to start the word, which is unique. Do you get wool from llamas? And can you pack them with cargo and cross a large expanse of rugged terrain? I’m sure there are many, many reasons to like the llamas, which is why Five Finger Tees took it upon themselves to get this shirt done.

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I prefer to think that the designer of this The Time is Now Pigs Fly T Shirt is an astute historian that stumbled upon mesages of great people of the past that spoke of this great country of ours, saying things like “bankers will take control of the world and blow up the United States with all kinds of dirty dealings, and not a single one of them will suffer a perp walk…when pigs fly.”

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I think, basically, that these shirt designers are scared of their feelings for unicorns. I think they have deep-seeded desires to touch a unicorn, ride a unicorn, and comb a unicorn’s mane that they go the other way with the designs and make them absolutely ridiculous. Like…yeah, I did a unicorn design check it out. Ridiculous, right? Unicorns are stupid, but everybody loves them so I put them on my designs, so they will sell.

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Cow Moo-mmy T Shirt

by on October 5, 2011

It probably doesn’t get any cornier than this in the funny Halloween T Shirts realm, but for some reason I really appreciate this Moo-mmy T Shirt. Maybe it’s the shoddy bandaging job, or the kind of stunned look on the moomified cow, or the fact that the moo-mmy has a hyphen. I can’t quite put a finger on it, but it appeals to me, so I thought I’d share it with you. Maybe I’m simply a sucker for some cute shit?

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Love this wordplay-imageplay with the Pterodactyl. That was truly a special bird back in the early days. And, of course, Pterodactyl’s evolved into today’s birds. And finally this shirt also touches on the fact that this Pterodactyl got up god-awful early on Black Friday, and queued up at Kohl’s by 4 AM and scored on some of the best clothing deals you will ever find.

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Fontasaurus T Shirt

by on October 5, 2011

I didn’t get this for about 6 months. I finally meditated on it and discovered it’s a font dinosaur. Get it. Special lettering makes up the animal. If you just palmed your forehead and smiled, then you very much need to own the Fontasaurus T Shirt. And, I was just kidding about the 6 months. This thing has only been available for like 6 minutes, and you’re totally lucky you stumbled upon this blog post, so you can be the first in your village to own this thing.

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Those killer whales are doing a high flipper five, because they just ate a dolphin that had wandered from the pod, and as they were consuming that lovely animal they came upon a grandfather and grandson fishing in a row boat, so they tipped that and ate some more. That for sure is worthy of an out of water, twisting high five. And, to remember the good times you should also wear the Killer Whales Killer T Shirt. Am I right?

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98 Percent Monkey T Shirt

by on September 29, 2011

Fact: This monkey looks cool. Fact: the pen, the tie, the glasses, and the button down shirt make this monkey look hard working and respectable. Fact: that monkey just threw shit at the FedEx dude. Fact: no matter how business casual you dress a monkey, you still should never let them loose in an office.

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Hot Bear Balloon T Shirt

by on September 27, 2011

There is a bear in a hot air balloon chasing after a dude that doesn’t look too happy that his nice solitary balloon trip to clear his head and look deep into his soul, has now turned into a aeronautic maneuver battle with a very angry animal. The other shitty thing for this dude is that he’s dropped all the sandbags to get away, and now he’s totally at the mercy of the winds.

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Super Violent Monkey T Shirt

by on September 23, 2011

This here shirt is pretty spectacular. That monkey is totally dressed all casual, but he’s seeing red and will tear your face off if you don’t give him plenty of space. Sometimes you don’t even know when it’s coming with the Super Violent. It’s funny you notice details on this Super Violent Monkey T Shirt, yet it’s intentionally blurry.

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Mixing it up a little this week, which is quite exciting. I like to see a little diversity in what’s hot on this site, and this week we certainly got it. We go from Star Wars to Hip Hop to Breaking Bad to find the shooting stars.

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