Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

I just had to do a post about these Pesky Squirrel Sweatpants. I mean that squirrel is reaching for your nuts. How could something so vulgar and sophomoric be so cute and engaging. I don’t know but Crotch Gear seems to pull it off. I think one of the secrets is that they’re not subtle about it. It’s right in your face. This is who we are. This is what we do. We have the word Crotch in our name and we put designs right next to the crotch of our sweatpants. If you’re into it. You’re into it.

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Fancy Cheese T Shirt

by on March 28, 2012

Fancy mouse more like it, but the plating of the cheese is pretty impressive with the grapes and the silver platter and the butler. That’s pretty good stuff. But, that mouse with the top hat, monocle, bow tie, cane, and wing tips is just dapper as can be, and I’m sure he will appreciate the fine funk of a smelly, expensive cheese. Good for him.

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Squirrel Banjo T Shirt

by on March 28, 2012

This has to qualify as one of the weirdest shirts in the funny t shirt market today. Am I right? We have squirrel standing on an amp with a banjo that plugged in. I think he’s playing the banjo version of Gin & Juice. Now, the more interesting question is who was the craftsman that put that micro banjo together. That is what’s most important to figure out here.

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What you have here is a Derp Dog T Shirt, which references a hot meme that you should learn about if you don’t know already what it means. I, of course, knew already what this fine design from Snorg Tees meant way before I searched for that link above, which just re-iterated what I already knew stone cold.

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I love this one. You got the guy up in the tree trying out the new technology, and his partner in the endeavor waiting and hoping down below. I’m sure he’s ecstatic, when his bud staring through the contraption can see that the creature is, indeed, a mammoth.

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Of all the Bird is the Word T shirts out there this Bird is the Word T Shirt from Banished Shirts is definitely my favorite. Very nicely done. Very appealing to the eye. And, of course, you can never have too much celebration of one of the finest and weirdest songs in the history of music. Basically, that thing came out of nowhere in the early days of rock ‘n roll and The Trashmen’s classic has stood the test of time. Obviously.

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You gotta like the silly wordplay here. That is a pretty sweet pad, though I would think you wouldn’t want to make your house out of something you love to eat. I mean, I can’t even have food in the pantry that I like to eat, but I’m not allowed to eat on my slow carb diet. Why? Because I’ll frickin’ eat it, break my diet, and turn into the fattest tub of lard on my block. That’s why.

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Busted Tees is calling this the McHitchcock’d T Shirt because it has a the Mayor McCheese from the weird McDonald’s cast of characters, being chased by birds ala the movie Birds directed by Alfred Hitchcock. It would be a pretty bad day to have a good percentage of your head be made out of a sesame seed bun, and suddenly have bird plague, where you really can’t get away.

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I found out there is about eleventybillion songs with the lyrics “whatcha gonna do,” when I was searching for the meaning of this shirt. I mean even if there isn’t a whatcha gonna do meme out there, this Squatch’ya Gonna Do T Shirt stands on its own, because it’s funny looking, and Squatch’ya is a terrific word, and, and, and….

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I didn’t know that beavers in the 70s had their own distinct style or flavor as it were. I thought beavers were kind of the same throughout the history of the species. Obviously, this 70s Beaver T Shirt is being facetitious with the afro wig on the animal, but for reals, has there been a significant change in the beaver from the 1970s to 2012? I lived through the 70s in my mom’s basement and don’t remember watching any television programing that alerted me to this.

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This is a funny t shirt right here. Those rich people are weird. They get bored in the excess, so they have to keep taking things to the next level. Some go from jacking off with one shoe on to auto-asphyxiation. Others go from yelling at midgets from their car to riding midgets like wake boards on the beach. Others go from drinking black coffee to cursing their failing veins as they stick needles between their toes. And, finally, some go from playing the ultimate hoity toity sport of polo on horseback to riding around naked on chickens swinging mallets.

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You cannot get enough LMAO Everyday I’m Shufflin’ spinoffs. It’s not possible. The song has too much power. It’s the blood of the zeitgeist. More than the occupy movement or iPad 3, you have LMAO singing that catchy song and doing that dirty dance. And, now it’s everywhere.

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