Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

3 Monkeys T Shirt

by on August 30, 2012

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That’s kind of a different take on the hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil with the monkey skulls and modern props. Mystic apes. Three wise monkeys. Japanese proverb. No the monkeys have head phones, glasses, and a retro microphone. And, they’re skulls. I think the originators of the proverb would approve, as do I and so should you. And you should prove your approval of this timeless wisdom by purchase one or more of these fine shirts.

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Owlbear Dilemma T Shirt

by on August 30, 2012

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Man I would have rubbernecked the coupling of the owl and the bear that made this freak show creature. Meaning, it may have been gruesome, but I would have had a hard time turning away. Little did they know that moment of interspecies passion would create years of identity issues and frustration. Probably worth it though.

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How can any of the NASA NERDS in the video below kill a cat or be party to the science that would kill a cat? Oh, I know, same as if you were part of the development of the A-bomb, H-bomb, or even the N-bomb. It’s a just a job and it’s patriotic too. The big FIRST. I get it, but we’re talking about the precious life of a cat. Wait, there are cats on Mars?

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Goose Ness T Shirt

by on August 29, 2012

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Oh my. All that mystery and hub bub up in Scotland for decades is now cleared up. And it was technology that helped solve the case, but not like you think. With all the advances in digital cameras, you’d think that’s why a clear shot was finally taken, but really it was an iPhone that brought the truth of the Loch Ness monster. Why? Because it was convenient to grab and shoot, and the chances of someone getting a good shot increased 87% because that’s how many more people had the technology in their pocket to capture something like this.

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Ankylosaurus T Shirt

by on August 28, 2012

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I have to admit that’s a pretty badass dinosaur with the spikes and hammer for a tail. It’s in my top 5 of favorite dinosaurs, thanks in part to this shirt reminding me of how awesome it is.

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LOL Cats T Shirt

by on August 28, 2012

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Ah, the most classic LOL Cats of all time. Beautiful. And conveniently printed on one fine looking shirt. If you’re a funny Internet cat person, there is no way in the world you will be able to resist this shirt. NO. WAY.

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Get this Shirt from New Standard

I love the look of this shirt. The black shirt, the black cat (or should I say black cat with a cigarette), the cool blue label, the cigarettes poking out of the carton. What’s not to like about that design. It’s very appealing. Then you have the humor with the cat insouciantly smoking at butt, and you also have the irony of a brand called Lucky, using a black cat. That’s ballsy branding. Hope karma and superstition don’t catch up, not to mention the lung cancer lawsuits.

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Penguin Chillin T Shirt

by on August 27, 2012

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This penguin has his shades on and is relaxed. He’s not worried about the polar ice caps melting, because, frankly, he’s too stupid to realize it. He thinks it’s just a warm spell, so naturally he’s taking advantage by taking in some sun. Sometimes it’s good to be oblivious, I think.

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Catstronauts T Shirt

by on August 25, 2012

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Limited edition design from MasterControl. Make sure you act fast in order to pick this one up before it sells out. Loved the washed out look of our fearless, intrepid, feline space travelers, and they look into space.

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Very cool design by cmdixon2. It’s a street artist painting a zebra on a red wall. The zebra happens to be more than two dimensional, because he’s eating the painters sandwich. Bummer to because it looks like there was care put into that sandwich with lettuce and tomato.

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That would solve a lot of the mystery. The creature is just blurry. It’s not about bad photography, or he’s running so fast, or fake outs. He’s just blurry for reals, so every pic you take is gonna be blurry, unless, maybe, you’re moving the camera when you take it and what would normally be a blurry photo turns out crisp. You know like two blurrys make a sharp, clear image. I think that’s how it works when it comes to mythical creatures and photography.

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Lamp Dog T Shirt

by on August 15, 2012

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Funny design from Ross Zietz. Of course, the poor dog just got his balls cut off and now we’re mocking him buy calling him lamp dog, because he has that cone on his head to keep him from licking his phantom testicles.

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