Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

Yolo Cat T Shirt

by on September 10, 2012

Get this Shirt From Snorg Tees

You see, the thing here is that it’s been proven by science that cats have nine lives, so You Only Live Once (YOLO) is a misnomer when we’re talking about them. The cats know this. Or maybe they don’t. Science is not the best subject of cats, so maybe they hear rumors about the nine lives business, but most are not sure. So, when they see this YOLO stuff they question their own nine-livelihood.

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Pavlov’s Cat T Shirt

by on September 10, 2012

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This is the funniest Snorg Tees offering I’ve seen in a while. The cat does not care about that damn bell. Might bat at it a little later after he’s done with the tongue washing. The cat was the first experiment by Pavlov. Then he went with a parakeet and Angel Fish. He went through about 21 animals before trying his successful dog experiment. True fact.

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Get this Shirt from Red Bubble

Design by Dan Wolfe. This, of course, is in reference to the lovely little sketch by that fine English troupe Monty Python. The one dude does a dainty little ditty, slapping his opponent lightly with two little fish. The opponent takes several rounds of this, then pulls out a big ol’ pike or something and slaps his light-footed opponent so hard he falls in the water.

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Get This Shirt From Threadless

This design by Brock Davis is absolutely ludicrous, which is to say, I love it. You should see more animals with eye patches. I think it should be something that happens at the zoo. It would actually probably help the animal morale. Yeah, I’m a lion, and I am confined to a cell .08% the size of my natural habitat, but I get to wear the eye patch for one week each month. That very nearly makes it all worthwhile. At least it switches it up. Know what I’m sayin’?

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Knight Owl T Shirt

by on September 8, 2012

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Nice little wordplay here. That owl is a Knight, and probably, since he naturally is up at night, he pulled the night watch, which can be the scariest, unless you’re a badass night owl knight, then you’re in the flow and taking care of business.

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Put a Bird on It T Shirt

by on September 7, 2012

Get This Shirt from Choke Shirt Co.

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Hey, go check out the new Fall line from Choke Shirt Co. [] Nice looking shirts indeed. For instance, take a look at this very fine middle finger design with a little birdy on top. That’s cute, but not too cute. Just like I like it. If you like it like that then there are a lot more designs where that came from. In fact, I count at least 10 new tees.

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Get This Shirt from Busted Tees

Get it GOATee, BEARd, MOOStache. That’s the animals pictured with that facial hair. Goat looks pretty much normal, the bear is pushin’ credibility, and that moose is absolutely absurd. But, what they say about Alaska is true, I can see the clown moose pulling something like this off.

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Get this Shirt From Five Finger Tees

There are a few variations of this shirt on the Internet, but this is a very nice version. And, the concept is very strong. A bear with antlers. Now, I’m sure it took a lot of beer drinking on both the bear’s part and the deer’s part in order to get to the point where they would resolve their innate animosity toward each other, and come together in sexual union. In these cases I always wonder which species was the mother.

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Awwwsassin T Shirt

by on September 3, 2012

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It’s a cat ninja t-shirt: a combination which just might blow up the Internet. Cats are huge online. Ninjas are big online. Combine them and the web may not be able to handle the reprocussions. The Mayans may have been just off on their prediction. As soon as the shirt gets around, virally, the world could end right here in September.

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Get This Shirt from Snorg Tees

Seems to me like every single person on the Internet loves bacon. Am I correct in this observation? This is the 4532 bacon-loving shirt I’ve seen in the last three years. That’s a lot of bacon on tees. This, of course, is a take off on the old “Beef, it’s what’s for dinner” commercials.

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Get This Tee From Ban T Shirts

This is stupid. Of course, the Earth was created 6,000 years ago. It says so in the Bible. And, of course, it was created in six days. It says so in the Bible. The Bible is the infallible word of God, so there really needs to be any more “scientific” thinking on the matter.

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Get This Shirt from Five Finger Tees

See what they did there? I love cats…about 70 trillion people on the Internet agree. But wait, there’s a twist. This tee is talking about eating cats and finding them delicious, but the portion is too much. Shouldn’t be too big of a deal. That’s why we modern people have electric refridgeration. Works pretty great. And Pyrex with lids too.

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