Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

Karate Chimp T Shirt

by on December 6, 2012

Get This Tee From Headline Shirts

The form is pure Ralph Macchio for sure. Just like Mr. Miyagi (God rest his soul) taught him. But, there are other strong karate chimpanzees in the world, so you have to keep working, keep fighting, and keep getting better. Buying this shirt is a contract with the universe, stating that, “yes, you certainly understand your responsibility.” Go get ’em.

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Get This Shirt from Red Bubble

Certainly epic business going on here. Astronaut riding a unicorn in space jumping through circle rainbows. Well done. Well done. And, we’re still all on board with astronauts being considered epic, along with dinosaurs, sharks, bears, machine guns, and Chuck Norris?

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Run Humans Polo Shirt

by on December 3, 2012

Get This Shirt From 604 Republic

I was a teenager in the 80s, so Izod and Polo and shit like that were all the rage. It was important what insignia was on your shirt if you wanted to even be invited to play in the game. Now, the kids can choose awesome embroidery like this T Rex chasing some dudes. Sometimes I really do believe this world is evolving to a better place.

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WTF Boomer Lives T Shirt

by on November 29, 2012

Get This Shirt from WTF

Ah! This shirt is strictly for WTF fans, and if they listen to Marc Maron’s podcast then they know the story of his missing cat Boomer, and they know he’s done a shirt proclaiming that his feline friend is still alive in his heart with an outside chance that he moved to another house down the street.

So, why highlight the shirt. Here’s why…if you’re into comedy you need to listen to WTF. It’s interview with the very interesting minds of comedy, and some musicians. It’s a gift to you this holiday season.

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Martini Meerkat T Shirt

by on November 19, 2012

Get this Shirt From Purple Leaves

Meerkats are awesome. That straight posture. The pride. The sense of belonging. Slip in a martini and you have a design that jumps off the tee and straight into the subconscious of all that pass your way. And you know what these folks have planted within them as they see that wonderful animal with the sunglasses? It’s a deep thought and roughly translated it goes like this…the person wearing that shirt is the most amazing person on the planet, I want to have a meaningful interaction with them that is tasteful and helps them in some way.

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Panda Bamboozled T Shirt

by on November 19, 2012

Get this Shirt From Snorg Tees

Get it? It’s a panda and she’s bamboozled sitting there wondering why the mating in captivity never works. She does her part. She eats a healthy diet of bamboo. What’s up with that? The zookeeper is always saying it will work and they bring in all these dirty bears.

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Extinct T Shirt

by on November 18, 2012

Get This Shirt From Design By Humans

This is a really cool design by Nice Bleed. A dinosaur blending into the land. And overlook with trees and rocks and roots and birds. This is the way of life on Earth. We live we die. It’s hard to fathom. Or maybe this shirt is literal. Some T Rex was fed up with worsening conditions. All the other dinosaurs were dying out, so he decided to jump off a cliff. However, instead of reach the ocean or river below, he hit a precipice. Then, some environmentalist hikers in the 70’s bushwhacked a trial to this very spot, not knowing that as the looked out across the beyond, they were standing on the head of a suicidal dinosaur.

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Paws T Shirt

by on November 17, 2012

Get This Shirt From Red Bubble

It’s a mashup with the movie Jaws and a kitten. Awwwww! Although, maybe it isn’t so cute because I’ve always said sharks are the cats of the sea, because cats are killing machines on land, and sharks are killing machines in the ocean. So, maybe this isn’t as far fetched and absurd as we think it is.

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Galapagos Style T Shirt

by on November 17, 2012

Get This Shirt From Red Bubble

Is that Darwin riding a giant sea turtle, because if it is, that’s the most random shit out there, and it’s hilarious. Dude’s got the serious white beard, leather reins, and those shades, ‘cuz being out there on the islands can be tough on the eyes if you don’t protect them. Did they have UV protection back in the day?

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Shaded Ape T Shirt

by on November 15, 2012

Get This Tee From 6 Dollar Shirts

There’s an ape with shades on and he’s got big teeth and he’s probably conniving, sleeps with his neighbors wife, steals mangoes from trees not his own, and randomly throws shit at anything that randomly displeases him. But, he’s an animal so the purity of his being is extolled. What’s trippy, is when you put the shades on him, even the animal lovers pause and think maybe this one ain’t so sweet.

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Get This Shirt From Snorg Tees

It’s a giraffe! Finally, he just had enough of the elephants’ tall jokes and let them know that, yes, while you’re standing there in the rain, my head is literally above the clouds and it’s sunny and warm and beautiful. Of course, if his torso or tail or hooves could talk they would talk in some Chicago gangster accent like…whaddya think I’m gettin’ pissed on same as you down here Phant Face.

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Investigator T Shirt

by on November 12, 2012

Get This Shirt from Snorg Tees

It’s wordplay combined with a cute Private Investigator with woolen cap, scarf and magnifying glass. He may be a cute PI, but watch out he’s got very keen observational skills, and he can eat your face.

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