Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.


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If Debbie Harry wore it I’m in, because she was spectacular and the music of Blondie was terrific…well, at least a few of their songs were. But, I’m picky. Wouldn’t have minded front row seats at a show though. That’s for sure. Ms. Harry could put on a show, and had fashion sense as well, to which the choice of this tee design can attest.

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Pink Floyd Animals T Shirt

by on December 15, 2012


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David Gilmour wore this shirt with the pink pig on the front and Pink Floyd Animals on the back. Reason enough for about 72 bazillion Pink Floyd fans to pick up this design. I’m not the biggest Pink Floyd fan but stylized bright pink pigs are pretty appealing, especially Pigs on the Wing.

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Skydiver Squirrel T Shirt

by on December 15, 2012


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Squirrels get quite a bit of play in the t-shirt world for some reason. Not exactly sure why. Maybe ‘cuz they’re kinda cute. Anyway, this always may be a shoutout to those flying squirrel suits that you see on Youtube. Well actually, you see helmet came footage of canyons going by at like 90 MPH or something like that.

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This shirt kind of makes you look like an expert in the lore of the sasquatch, so you would think to be worthy to wear it you would need to know a lot about the squatch. But, in fact, you don’t. Why? Because if the questions get too heavy, you just lift up your shirt and put on the Big Foot mask. That answers everything.

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Deep Creature T Shirt

by on December 11, 2012


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Love the green glowing octopus design. If you ever want to shake it up a bit. Maybe your life is the same ol’ routine day in and day out. Then get this tee and wear it and you’ll be transported 20,876 leagues under the sea to a place where things glow weirdly. You’ll feel alive like the barnacles under Jacques Cousteau’s armpits.

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Zombie Lion T Shirt

by on December 11, 2012


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It’s a Zombie Lion which is the perfect shirt to wear for the pending apocalypse. Get it now. If lions weren’t scary enough alive, what about the undead lions. That’s super scary. Do you think they amble around really slow like human zombies?

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Jackalope T Shirt

by on December 11, 2012

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Finally! Proof that this rare animal exists. I mean no one could do such an amazing artistic rendering without having actually seen the beast in the flesh. You’ll want to document this moment by getting this shirt. Forget the Loch Ness and Big Foot stuff. Jackalope is where it’s at in terms of elusive creatures.

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Interesting message. We all have a price. We all put aside our values, dignity, honor, self-respect to get things we want, including, often, a paycheck. It’s true. We are all prostitutes in one way or other. And, this artwork with the sexy woman with a dinosaur head really hammers home the point, especially with the mishmashed garb, and the see-through bodice. Makes me feel like a prostitute just looking at it.

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Schrodinger’s Cat gets a lot of nerd shirt play on the Internet, and this is one of the best. I love the depiction of alive cat and dead cat. Makes this quantum physics principle really come alive. I have no idea if it’s quantum physics, and I totally forget what Schrondinger’s Cat Theory is all about, even though I’ve looked it up everytime I review a design that deals in the subject matter. Lame…I know.

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Feline the Grouch T Shirt

by on December 8, 2012

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Why am I not able to picture cats dumpster diving? I’m sure the alley cats do it all the time. Half eaten filets of fish. Spoiled milk. Etc. But, they’re so clean, it’s hard to imagine them diving in with gusto without having a big caution flag waving in the back of their head. Jeezus, I can’t do this look at all those snot tissues, and dog shit bags. I clean myself with my tongue.

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Party Animal T Shirt

by on December 7, 2012

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That’s like a bull body with the head of a man’s hand configured in the devil sign. Pretty exotic beast. You gotta be pretty special to properly wear this shirt. If you’re just run of the mill, 9-5, 2.2 kids, Toyota Camry, then this probably isn’t for you, because you might not be able to back it up. You have to have somethin’ somethin’ if you wear this badass design.

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S&M Pinata T Shirt

by on December 7, 2012

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Riding crop, leather, chains, buckles, spikes, zippers and earrings…this little pinata is ready to get busy. Hate to see what comes out when you hit too hard. Different kind of candy if you know what I mean. Wait, what? You don’t know what I mean. Well, a different kind of candy, like maybe baked goods in lycra and chocolate mousse in latex.

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