604 Republic Shirts Reviewed

604 Republic is into the nerdy, gamer mashup and they do a helluva job with it. Here are reviews of their best.

darth vader orange juice t shirt Darth Vader Squeezes Orange Juice T Shirt from 604 Republicbuy now button yellow Darth Vader Squeezes Orange Juice T Shirt from 604 RepublicNothing like a little freeze-squeezed orange juice in the morning. Especially, when you don’t have to worry about a juice machine or getting your hands all sticky with one of those hand juicers. If you can do it with the dark side powers…why not? Although, maybe Vader should bust out the light saber to cut the thing in half. I’m not liking the orange being squeezed so hard that the juice is flowing through the skin. That’s too much. Plus, I feel like you get a little too much of the bitterness from the skin. But, it’s probably good for you, which is probably a big reason why Darth had such powers.

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ramius naval officer training t shirt One Ping Only Ramius Naval Officer Training T Shirt from 604 Republicbuy now button yellow One Ping Only Ramius Naval Officer Training T Shirt from 604 RepublicSean Connery played submarine captain Marko Ramius in the Hunt for Red October and his evasive tactics were not well regarded by the crew since they got hammered by a torpedo because he ignored their warnings. If you’re not familiar with the movie, you will probably not be interested in the Ramius Naval Officer Training T Shirt. But guess what? I can get you totally up to speed in under two minutes.

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frank the rabbit t shirt Donnie Darko Bugs Bunny Frank the Rabbit T Shirt from 604 Republicbuy now button yellow Donnie Darko Bugs Bunny Frank the Rabbit T Shirt from 604 Republic28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds was the prediction for when the world was going to end by that creepy rabbit in Donnie Darko. God, watch the video below to remember the creepy hallucinogenic, kill your family voice that damn rabbit had. Yikes. Great movie. Jake Gyllenhaal proved with his performance that he was certainly going to be a force to reckon with in Hollywood. What am I talking about?

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greetings from miami florida t shirt Dexter Greetings From Miami Florida T Shirt from 604 Republicget this shirt orange button1 Dexter Greetings From Miami Florida T Shirt from 604 RepublicYou have to wonder about a culture and time where there’s a hit TV show about a mass murderer, who is celebrated, even as he dumps dismembered bodies into the ocean. It’s a little crazy, but hey the victims are criminals, so it’s cool. Plus, Michael C. Hall conquered cancer in 2010, so you have to root for him and his character, because life is now just a mashup up of entertainment and the day to day.

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zombot t shirt Processors Zombot T Shirt from 604 Republicget this shirt orange button1 Processors Zombot T Shirt from 604 RepublicThis poor dead robot is now part of the living dead robot horde, and will now be on an eternal quest for processors, which is what the waking dead robots crave, instead of the brains that living dead humans go for. I imagine it’s a little cleaner process with robots than humans. Less blood and gore, though I guess wiring and maybe oily parts might make for a decent mess.

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qr face t shirt Watchmen QRorschach Code T Shirt from 604 Republicget this shirt orange button1 Watchmen QRorschach Code T Shirt from 604 RepublicThis is funny. Rorschach is a badass and someone you would think wouldn’t sell out space on his face for quick cash. But, some soulless corporation got to him (everybody…EVERYBODY has a price) and now he’s got a static QR code on his face, which, when you point your smart device at it, gives you 65 cents off your next purchase of a Big Mac. Rorschach gets 20 cents for everyone that downloads the coupon.

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doctor t shirt Dr. Who Doctor T shirt from 604 Republicget this shirt orange button1 Dr. Who Doctor T shirt from 604 RepublicIf you like Dr. Who you probably will like this fine t-shirt by 604 Republic. I don’t actually watch the show, which has been running for a record, 186 years, but I know many people that do and they’re fanatics (and geeks, but I don’t say that to their faces, because they might know how to hack my social accounts, and steal my identity, and give me a no-touch STD). Anyways, this Dr. Who Doctor T Shirt has lots of Dr. Who imagery that will positively delight any fan of the show.

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albotas start menu t shirt Gradius Start Menu Albotas T shirt for 604 Republicget this shirt orange button1 Gradius Start Menu Albotas T shirt for 604 RepublicYou know the game. You love the start menu. You will now need to own the Gradius Albotas Start Menu T Shirt and wear it often. I’m just passing on the good news. You’re welcome. Can you believe Gradius for the NES came out in 1984. Damn I’m old.

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toad skull t shirt Super Mario Toad Skull T Shirtget this shirt orange button1 Super Mario Toad Skull T ShirtThis may be the perfect funny Halloween T Shirt from 604 Republic if you’re a gamer and a winner. First of all the gray, white, and black coloring is classy. The image, just like Super Mario toad stools, is appealing, and the mashup of toadstool and skull and crossbones is excellent. What is this the QVC channel? Either you like that shit or you don’t and I’m betting you do which is why you’ll need to pick up the Toad Skull T Shirt and get it shipped to your home prior to Halloween, so you can wear it on and/or around the holiday.

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intoxicate t shirt Dr. Who Dalek Intoxicate T Shirtbuy now button yellow Dr. Who Dalek Intoxicate T ShirtI cannot believe how many new Dr. Who shirts are brought into the world. I had no idea the show was still that popular, but it seems like every week there’s some Dalek gracing the front of a t-shirt. Of course, this Dalek has found the keg and is getting drunk, which is funny, especially at the Davros Pub. This is why you need the Intoxicate T Shirt.

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darth vader kos scotty t shirt Star Wars Star Trek Darth Vader Scotty Beam This T Shirtbuy now button yellow Star Wars Star Trek Darth Vader Scotty Beam This T ShirtThe ultimate Star Wars is better than Star Trek shirt. Am I right? That’s what 604 Republic is trying to say with this one if I’m not mistaken. Although, is it fair far the evil dark lord of Star Wars to be picking on one of the red shirted dudes in Star Trek. Wouldn’t Darth Vader versus Spock be a little be better match up? I mean those red shirted characters are scripted to die. There’s not even a bit of intrigue in this.

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pipe dream t shirt Mario Brothers Pipe Dream T Shirtbuy now button yellow Mario Brothers Pipe Dream T ShirtI like the thought of a dream puffing out of a pipe. In fact, it’s a real cool concept. Then, you add all the little Mario Brothers characters and coins, and castles, and stuff, and you have a really cool shirt. If you’re a gamer. If you’re not a gamer nerd, then the Mario Brothers Pipe Dream T Shirt probably means absolutely nothing to you, but you know what…that’s cool. Go get your Michelob Light t-shirt and be done with it.

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