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Why am I not able to picture cats dumpster diving? I’m sure the alley cats do it all the time. Half eaten filets of fish. Spoiled milk. Etc. But, they’re so clean, it’s hard to imagine them diving in with gusto without having a big caution flag waving in the back of their head. Jeezus, I can’t do this look at all those snot tissues, and dog shit bags. I clean myself with my tongue.
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A movie from 1984 featured on a popular t-shirt site in 2012. Life is strange. The Internet is strange. It’s weird to get old, and not really know the old stuff that still has legs today with the kids. Ha Ha. Just kidding. I’m on top of all this shit and this shirt is definitely something you want to get to celebrate the campiness of the The Last Starfighter.
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I’m not sure where this is going, but I’m guessing that shirt of yours is going to be lying on the floor somewhere. If that happens, can you promise me to throw it on the ground neatly or arrange it so that people walking by can read the letters? Then, they might have a better idea about why you’re standing outside City Hall shirtless in 20 degree weather.
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If the shirt design has anything to do with guns and Georgia there’s a 79% chance we’re talking about The Walking Dead. Judging from the shirts per vendor capita, I would venture to guess The Walking Dead is the most popular show on television…a smidge above Breaking Bad. There’s a new The Walking Dead tee design pumped out every 17 minutes in North America alone. It’s amazing. Zombies!
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Sadly, I think I would still enjoy pong today. It’s amazing how little there was to do in that game, but how overwhelming it could be if the ball got going fast enough. It’s like the new evolution is video game reaction time. Everything else is regressing in humans but that. Pong must have first been released in 1972. Either that or guy on the left is getting a real ass whooping.
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Isn’t there a little something in all of us that still wants to believe in Santa Claus. The magic and mystique. Oh wait, no I don’t really want to believe in that at all. Nor do I want to be a kid again with wide-eyed wonder. I prefer knowing a couple of things although maybe being this cynical isn’t so super good for my mental health. Wait, this is a cute shirt about wanting to believe in Santa and I went off the rails and started talking about psychology. Ah, it’s all the same. Merry Christmas!
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Sometimes you gotta let people know that you’re totally on your game and if they want to come at you they should be warned that nothing but the best will have a chance. Or maybe you put this shirt on when you’re not feeling it. Fake it ’til you make it. Or keep the predators at bay, while you get the beast back.
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