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He’s the only one. Am I right? I mean those damn yappy little pipsqueaks from hell. I’M TOTALLY KIDDING. Love terriers. Have seven myself. Adorable little guys. Great personalities. I mean who really even needs to company of humans with these lovely creatures around. I haven’t seen or spoken to another living person in six and a half years, and haven’t missed the personal touch one bit, because of my lovely little canine friends.
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A lot of times these shirts with the thumbs that start out with “this guy…” usually move into braggart territory or even worse, sexual deviance, but this particular example is kind of cute in that he just wants to have a cold beverage. Give the guy a cold beverage. I bet you get a lot of free cold beers at parties and bars. Well, at least very prompt service at bars.
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Edward Scissorhands was quite adept at cutting things with those razor sharp hands of his. Might as make a buck or two with a deformity if you can. That sounded terrible. I wouldn’t recommend losing your dignity and charging for a carnival type show if you’re a bearded lady or Siamese twins conjoined at the nostril. That would be deeming, although I hear those shows can draw a lot of curious folks. You know the freak factor. If you market it right could be a pretty nice profit center.
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Not sure if that Groundhog is yawning because he just woke up or if he’s having a nervous breakdown because he’s in a never-ending loop of living the same day over and over. Well, if it’s the latter and he’s not enjoying the repetition perhaps he should take a page out of Bill Murray’s book and fall in love.
That seemed to get things back to normal in the movie.
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At first I though that was a yoyo being yoyoed by an absolute master, who can contort his hand while still controlling the yoyo. But upon closer inspection we have a cat body with a satan/rocker hand sign holding a computer mouse by the USB cord. Kind of creepy and kinda cool all at the same time.
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Weird shirt right here. No other way to say it. Spoof of the California flag, except instead of a bear there’s a cat gingerly walking out of the litter box. Thus you have Catifornia. Was there some news about California having the most cats in the country or something? Where in the hell did this randomness come from?
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I was just thinking about Beetlejuice the other day, because I was listening to Marc Maron interview Michael Keaton. Great interview. Keaton seems like a real cool dude. He was great in this film as Betelguese, the afterlife’s leading bio-exorcist. It took him a while to get Tim Burton’s vision, but when he got it, he really nailed the role.
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You see what they did here. Those are elements from the Periodic Table of Elements and they spell out OMG. Oxygen and Magnesium. OMG in Internet parlance stands for Oh My God. So, when chemistry gets overwhelming because you suck at science, this is the shirt you need to wear and the thing you need to say.
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Simple notion, but universal in its appeal, which is why I’m posting this review and hoping that 6 bazillion people are moved by it enough to purchase this shirt and make me a wealthy man off the massive commissions. Help a guy out. I mean look at all I do to make this a better place. You love beer. You love t-shirts. You love fresh air. You need to make this purchase RIGHT NOW!
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