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I’m really thinking that I might get this sunglasses. My kids already think I’m gay because they were saying that Javier Bardem was a weird and ugly looking dude, and I chimed in a little too passionately, that he is one of the most handsome men in the world (his hair in No Country for Old Men notwithstanding). I mean have they not seen Before Night Falls?
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I don’t totally understand why this shirt is called Valentine’s Day of the Dead. I love that it is, but where does Valentine’s day come into this? Does this skull image have something to do with the St. Valentine’s Day massacre. Or maybe we’re talking about Hamlet talking to a skull…there was love going on in that story…wasn’t there?
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This is pretty much brilliant. Not even in the context of the lover’s holiday coming up. It’s just super clever to turn the hack “I’m with stupid” t-shirt concept on its ear and let the love and happiness bubble up. Wait, if you’re with cupid, does that mean you resisted cupids arrows directing you to some other person, and instead directed your attention to the little cherubic demi-god? Is that legal?
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Is it too soon to say I less than three you? <3…How cute is that? And this being February, the month of love. It’s perfect. It’s also super nerdy, which is exactly what gets you laid these days, so that’s a bonus unless you’re not into that.
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“Attention Fire Swamp Visitors – Beware of the R.O.U.S – They Really Do Exist.” This, of course, comes from The Princess Bride, when the lovers had to get through the Fire Swamp.
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This is the logo on the barrels of methylamine in the television program Breaking Bad. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? If you ask me that bee with the kanji character and the ominous tracking number is just an incredibly sweet design all by itself. But, when you add the weight of the best show on TV, well, this tee becomes undeniable.
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Ah, that’s cute. They may stink to high heaven, but they love each other so it doesn’t matter. Actually, my guess is that the skunk spray smells okay to skunks. I wonder if that’s true. Now, I’m picturing a skunk spraying and running, so as to not get that nasty scent stuck on his fur. I mean, tomato juice is not easily accessible when you’re a skunk.
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Before you can rock the house with your turntable, you need to get a handle on the basics of your equipment. You gotta start somewhere, and if you’re an aspiring DJ the best place is with this t-shirt. You can wear it and look in the mirror all the time, until the parts of a turntable are second nature. Then, you can start listening to some music to figure out what’s good.
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This might be my favorite of The Princess Bride Vizzizi Inconceivable designs, and, believe me, there are a lot of them. Such an iconic film, and Vizzizi was just a spectacular character. Have you ever been to IMDB and looked at the current pictures of those actors. Pretty amazing. It was released 26 years ago. That’s a long time.
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Another common joke. This comes out of the stoner culture and takes a page from the 5 PM drinking rule. You hear people often say it’s 5 o’clock somewhere drink up. The pot smokers are clever and use 4:20 as the time, ‘cuz you know that’s the police code for possession of marijuana. Get it?
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You see this concept around…the whole disparaging of marriage. And, it’s totally true. Marriage is game over. Probably about 25% of people in marriage are super lucky and find someone that they end up being great friends with, where the relationship has real staying power. The rest are miserable after a few years and either divorce, cheat, or live those quite lives of desperation.
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There are so many Dr. Who t-shirt designs out there, that my first thought was that this was an accusation of Dr. Who, which he probably vehemently denied, especially since there was a hot chick standing by. But, then I just realized this was a juvenile humor shirt, which, of course, is the best kind.
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