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Get it? The dude used to bite the heads off of bats during his live shows, when he was trying to perpetrate that Satanic shtick This was after the amazing band Black Sabbath, when he went solo….Barking at the Moon. I’m guessing this happened once and it was a fake bat, but who am I to say. I was scared of those records when my classmates played them, because I thought I was giving the devil a foothold into my soul.
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Zombie news anchors wanting you to watch TV for 6 hours for the rest of your life. Will you obey? You may have no choice. They’re after your brains in an entirely different way, but with the same outcome. Walking around with a stilted gait. Moaning. All the life drained out of you. That’s what happens when you watch TV…unless it’s Arrested Development or Breaking Bad or South Park.
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Ah. How cute is that? Freddie Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street), Jason (Friday the 13th), and Michael Myers (Halloween) when they were little guys. And it looks like they picked up the psychological baggage pretty early. They’re already slashing at age 3. Probably had a little fetal alcohol syndrome and perhaps an encounter or two with the Catholic church’s finest.
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If you want to break the headphones down into all the little moving parts that make ’em work so nice, you get this shirt, and you go right ahead. If, however, you are like me, and would rather just let the sweet soul of Hall & Oates wash over you without cluttering your mind with electronical concepts, then do what I do.
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If you slept through Shark Week in biology class and Shark Week for the last 13 years on the Discovery Channel, then you probably need a refresher on the different types of sharks, which is what this fine tee design provides. Notice the amazing size variation, giving you a better understanding of the relative differences in the sharks’ mass.
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Whoa. My. It’s a shirt about The Walking Dead. Haven’t seen one of these around. Oh wait, this, I believe, is the most popular t-shirt subject on Earth. Must be a pretty good show, even though when I watch clips, it seems corny, but I think that’s because I’m not seeing the slow build…just the hot parts of the story with people in crisis mode saying trite things under duress and killing disgusting looking living-dead people.
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It’s a movie by Noah Baumbach (actually I think that was The Squid and The Whale, but that’s close enough), and a classic scene in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne. And, now, of course, it’s only appropriate that the epic fight of two massive ocean creatures ends up on a t-shirt. Wouldn’t you like to be hanging out in your swimming trunks with a visor on, sitting in a old school lawn chair with replacement webbing, watching this battle way down in the dark, cold, mysterious depths of the Indian Ocean?
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Ah, the lovely practice of testing atomic bombs far out in the ocean so no one gets hurt. Oh wait, people want to continue living on Bikini Atoll, and now it’s full of radiation and is going to poison multiple generations. But, boy the world was much safer after Nagasaki, Hiroshima, the Cold War, and the near Armegeddon caused by the Cuban Missile Crisis.
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I like this one a lot. The little 8-pixel alien from Space Invaders thinks a lot of himself. In fact, in his mind he’s the big scary creature from the movie Alien. And, that’s the kind of positive self-delusion you have to have as you open yourself up to gunfire at close range as a phalanx of your fellow invaders slowly attack, knowing that most will perish.
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The three major composers of the Baroque era all on one shirt. Bonus: you get to remember them as the broke musicians they were because of the wordplay in this design. If you can name each of these fine composers in the comments, you’ll get a super neat prize from me (a wagon-load of respect). To tell you the truth, I don’t even know who they are, or if they’re even real people from history.
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You have all the moving parts of the tape all mapped out, but the real anatomy of the mix tape is the lust, mistaken for love that drives the creation of 93% of mix tapes. It’s a way to share some of your taste, emotional range, and maybe slip in some subliminal (or not so) messages about getting naked.
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