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Wasn’t sure where the humerus bone was, so I looked it up. It’s between the shoulder and the elbow. That’s a pretty big bone. It’s no femur but it’s pretty close. Oh, and this is what would call wordplay supplemented with imageplay. Good stuff indeed, especially since that humrus looks like it got unearthed after a good 50 years.

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Waldo is kinda gangsta. He gets around and can never be found if he doesn’t want to be found. Does what he wants. And wears the loud crazy stripes just because he can. You know the reason he’s always on the run though. Right? Murdered his old lady.

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Bat Noir T Shirt

by on October 14, 2012

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I have no idea what this shirt is all about. It has the words Bram Stoker, bat and noir, so there’s some darkside stuff going on there. Otherwise, no idea, except that I think the design looks really cool, and Dracula was a sweet novel by Bram Stoker, and the dude’s name was Bram Stoker, which is one of the best names of all time.

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Okay…this is nice and spectacularly random. You have Ghostbusters’ Gozer, in the shape of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man, walking through New York, but the added twist is that Zuul, the minion of Gozer, or devil dog as I like to call him, nipping at his pants.

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Gas Mousk T Shirt

by on October 14, 2012

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This is a cool looking shirt. A gas mask with mouse ears, which becomes gas mousk. Get it. I like it. The splatter gives it that kind of ominous feel also, which makes you kind of nervous about the future and where this world is headed. But, then, you remember Mickey Mouse and all is right with the world, because he’s not creepy or nothin’.

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Boom Box Boi T Shirt

by on October 14, 2012

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Damn….that’s a serious boom box. Four tape decks. Four woofers. You are the shit if you’re wearing the Addidas shell toes, carrying this boombox, and blasting beats like Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. Those were the days. Boom Box Boi shirt helps you remember.

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Now you don’t even have to waste your time pouring over statistics and fretting over the random performances of ridiculously fast and muscled men. Just get this shirt and you can spend you Sundays eating jelly-filled donuts with failed musicians musing over what coulda been. You got the shirt. It says you’re the Champ. What else do you need?

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I’m not even gonna try and watch this Honey Boo Boo phenomenon, because it will give me nightmares and I’ll lose sleep, and I won’t be on top of my game writing these essential posts for you, my lovely readers. Plus, I might throw up in my mouth seeing some beauty queen four year old (however old she is). Horrifying. You’ll have to do the heavy Youtube research yourself. Sorry…I just can’t get myself to do it. It feeds the beast. However, buying this shirt does not. In fact, purchasing this shirt does the opposite. Scientific studies have proven it. No lie.

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Cthulhu 2012 T Shirt

by on October 7, 2012

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I like this one. The Cthulhu is a fascinating evil creature dreamed up by H.P. Lovecraft, which has taken on a life of its own in the nerd culture. Mash that up with this horseshit political election and what do you get? A great line like, “why vote for a lesser evil.”

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Caffeine rules the world basically. It’s the official drug of choice, because it is elegant and manageable. If you have strong adrenals, you can make it work for you for a lifetime without major reprocussions. That’s pretty awesome. Thus, this shirt is right on the money. Drink some more coffee. Now, I can’t give the same ringing endorsement for the sugar and dairy additions that often go along with the caffeine products, but that’s between you and the Lord.

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Basically, I think a good percentage of Americans are finally coming to the realization that US politics is all theater. There’s not one real thing going on. That put on a performance on the stage, the tv and the Internet, and then work deals in the backroom to continue growing the strength of the kleptocracy. Everybody should be pissed off of this. Everybody should be laughing in the face of the two-party system. Everybody should be marching in the streets and demanding change before we enter the new dark ages of fuedalism. And, it’s coming. Believe me it’s coming fast without a massive counter action.

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Gangnam Style T Shirt

by on October 6, 2012

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I gotta say this Psy guy is totally growing on me. He’s got a great look and a terrific dancing style. And the song he’s riding all the way to the top doesn’t make me want to puke, so that’s pretty good. Actually, it’s pretty catchy and only a few of the lyrics are in English, so I don’t even have to roll my eyes at those.

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