This is a big burn. Everybody you see is going to feel burned. You’re going to be on fire burning people left and right and left and right and center. A movement may start against you because you are burning up the city. People are devestated. They can’t go on. They just read your Zombies Eat Brains So You’re Safe T Shirt and now they know their place. In fact, you may need to cover that thing up if there’s anyone you want on your side, otherwise you become the Lone Wolf. You drink alone. You walk alone. You drive alone.
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Standard zombie fare here. For some reason the purple and orange really appeals to me as does the four panel lo fi artwork. Do you like this Zombies Run on Brains T Shirt? Let me know if you do or don’t or have no opinion whatsoever and were just here because you heard Booker Addison at Tshirt Groove was must read blogging (believe me there are millions just like you).
Hey, you’re into the whole zombie phenomenon. And if you’re not, you can go ahead and walk away, because you’re no friend of mine. JK JK JK. I still will dig you, but you probably want to move on to a different post like my top Care Bear t shirts review or something.
For some reason Harry Potter T Shirts continue to hold strong as the hottest shit going in the t shirt world. Something about a final movie or something seems to be propelling it. Hate to put the same thing in here three weeks in a row, but numbers don’t lie.
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If you have seen the funny zombie movie, Shaun of the Dead, you know that the Winchester Tavern in Crouch End London is headquarters for Shaun. I, of course, have not seen the movie, because even as a spoof, I can’t stand to see blood, guts, and gore. Makes me quesy and gives me bad dreams and cry like a four-year-old. But, that’s not to say you don’t love the movie, because you do, and you’re clamouring for this Winchester Tavern T Shirt. Right?
This song and video has inspired quite a few funny t shirts because it’s so powerful. The burgeoning love story between the letter jacket wearing Jackson and the bobby sox, skirted young thing. He gave her a ring just to be his girl. Then he wants to bring up that he’s a little different than other guys. Be he decides to bring it up on a full moon night and the clouds move away from the moon and whammo. But, actually, they’re just watching a movie, except that it was Michael in the movie, but really he’s just watching the movie with his girl. But, it’s too scary for her. So, she leaves, he follows then proceeds to try to scare her with a scary song as they walk home.
Man, you know the zombies have infiltrated all of your town, when the crosswalk lights are infected with decomposing hand for the stop walking signal, and arms out in front, stiff walk for the go ahead and walk across the street signal. If you see that you have to run. Run to your car. Hop in and drive for 18 hours straight. Go west, east, north, or south. I don’t care just get out of your town because it is officially over there.
Rubber duckie you’re so fine. Rubber duckie please be mine. I think I had a nightmare like this when I was three. The evil Bert and Ernie. I think they ended up doing unspeakable things to that poor rubber duck. But, now we have the modernized version with this Zombert & Zernie T Shirt.
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Lot’s of really nice, disgusting detail goin’ on with this Smurf Zombie Blue Horde T Shirt. I’ll break it down for you. First you have our protagonists back to back covering each other and armed to the teeth, but there opposition is formidable because there are still Smurf Zombies coming out of the Earth. Plus, they don’t quit. You have a few still coming at the cute little house, that has been retro-fitted into a bunker, despite being ripped apart at the torso, or losing a head. Lots of guts hanging out. Check out the poor dude puking just behind the house.
Damn. These Venn Diagrams are all over the Internet, especially in the funny t shirt world. I must have seen two or three in the last year. Combine that white hotness with the taking over the world popularity of zombies, aliens and robots and you have a shirt that will probably just internally combust because it is so damn awesome, trend, hot.
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The legend of the undead is a rich mix of scary, painful, horrible, and funny. That’s right, funny stories. I mean moaning, greenish, undead people stompin’ around lookin’ for brains to eat. That has the potential to be hilarious, and some of the best designers in the business have tapped into that dark humor. Don’t believe me? I dare you to go check out the best Funny Zombie T Shirts the world wide web has to offer.
If Alan Grayson doesn’t run and Stewart and Colbert don’t want to take the pay cut that being a Presedential ticket would require, then this Zombie Washington is probably our next best bet. Should probably start the campaign now. Wait, does anybody know where the undead founding father is these days. Perhaps haunting the cherry tree orchard in Virginia or whever that was where he couldn’t tell a lie.
