It’s snowing and I think it just dawned on me that it is December, so, of course, I created a Funny Christmas T Shirts page. But, please beware that stuff that is funny to t shirt designers about the holidays may not be, how should I say it, appropriate for mixed company. There are over 25 shirts on this list, and over half of them will not make the carolers at your door happy, unless they’re boozed up with Peppermint Schnapps.
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Wow. Are you honored or disgusted when you discover this. It’s so confusing. The first eight years of your life, you believed Santa was real. Then, you catch your Mom wrapping presents and your Dad eating the cookies on the plate left for jolly Saint Nick. And, your whole conception of Christmas, and festivity, and even the trust of your parents is blown apart.
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Damn. Kinda hot fo’ shiz, this holiday hookup. I mean, when you got the dough and the fame, it doesn’t take much to convince MILFs to give it up. You can be a fat goofy old cat, and still get it anywhere and everywhere. It’s just the name of the game.
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Um, this is pretty hilarious. It’s one of those classic… I just said something horrible and I meant every word, but socially it was the wrong move, so I should try to clean it up the best I can right now. Except, it comes out totally insincere because it’s right on the heals of a heinous heartfelt proclamation. It feels hollow, forced, and probably makes the situation worse.
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Little play on words here. You got the cookies “put out” but you know what’s really going on here. If you want the premium service from jolly Saint Nick you gotta go ahead and give him premium service on his chubby little…di…ning habits.
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Hey, this was one of those things where you live and let live. Whatever happens behind closed doors is none of my business. But, then with this everybody’s a star, and “unauthorized” release of star sex videos, and social networking, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and Google knowing your every move with maps and Android phone, welp, nothing is secret or sacred any more. All your shit is hanging out for everybody to see, including, incredibly, Santa and his bound babe.
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Hey, this is a great deal on some of the best shirts on the ‘Net. Get into the holiday mood…and fast. Snorg Tees ’tis the season sale – 15% off everything – ends Friday December 11, 2009. Hurry up and get some festivity in your life already.
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Merry Christmas!
Spend the time with family and friends. Laugh a lot. Eat a lot. Rub your belly a lot. And celebrate the youthful spirit. After you return all those horrid items from your out of touch aunts, uncles, grandparents, coworkers and parents, take that cash and spend it well…meaning buy the Don’t Stop Believin’ tshirt and where it every Holiday season for the rest of your life.
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Talk about a naughty Santa Claus tshirt. But I guess if you’re going to develop the type of free labor you need to make the North Pole enterprise feasible, you need to produce a ton o’ elves with Mrs. Claus. See the thing is the result of Mr. And Mrs. Claus’ conjugation was always diminutive people. Just a strange thing that always happened. Anyway, that workforce development has nothing to do with what’s going on here.
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This is what Santa looks like taking the festivity to New Orleans. Beads because he’s been showing things. Pacifier, because you have to let loose the inner baby, and the put your hands in the air like you don’t care party stance.
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It’s less than two weeks out from Xmas and it’s high time you start blowing little kids’ minds. I mean if they get a load of this tee, they are not going to know what to think. Of course, Santa exists! He comes every Christmas Eve and there are always presents under the tree when we get up way too early on Christmas morn.
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