Happy Election Day!!
Get out there and vote. Even if you have to do a write in candidate like Cartman or some shit you should get out there to the polling place and exert your democratic right and duty. Plus, if you prefer one candidate over another this voting this actually helps boost your preference in the final count, unless, of course, there are voting machine malfunctions, like when George Bush is in the running.
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You can’t be rash in these major decisions like voting for President of the United States. After all, the country has to live with the choice for four years, unless that President gets impeached for committing a litany of crimes against the state, destroying the constitution, and faking a reason to engage in never-ending war. Oh wait…
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This is a very important shirt in this election year of our lord 2008. Of course, if you know the true story of bi-partisan politics in the US, where we’re simply serfs under the almighty reign of the Corporate Kings, then surely the implied apathy of this tshirt is quite apropos.
George Bush Calls Out Hippies Tee
This is tip top on the funny scale for me. That’s one smug-mother-president rubbing his ineptness in the faces of tree huggers everywhere. Peace out 2008!
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